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Flint 09-11-2007 12:24 PM

Are you a scrote?
 
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You are afraid you might be. That's why you clicked here.

You want to tell me that I'm wrong; but then you'd have to admit you clicked here.

So you'll scurry away, back to your safe little hiding place. You'll cram the knowledge of your scrotehood way down inside a deep, dark hole at the bottom of your brain. And you'll try to go on living.

But one night, maybe tomorrow, maybe years from now, you'll wake up screaming, in a pool of sweat, cursing your scrotish nature, and you'll see my face hovering in the darkness of your bedroom, the darkness of your soul, laughing a cruel laugh of omnipotence.

Scrote.

Sundae 09-11-2007 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint (Post 384228)
You are afraid you might be. That's why you clicked here.

You want to tell me that I'm wrong; but then you'd have to admit you clicked here.

Nope, I clicked to answer your question.
No, I am not. You are confusing me with Rowland Rivron.

Happy Monkey 09-11-2007 12:32 PM

Nope. This is a scrote.

glatt 09-11-2007 12:37 PM

Maybe. What's a scrote?

Spexxvet 09-11-2007 12:51 PM

um...

limey 09-11-2007 12:52 PM

No, but my husband is :) .

BigV 09-11-2007 01:00 PM

Yes, you labe you.

smurfalicious 09-11-2007 01:17 PM

I'm sorry, did you say scrotum?

lumberjim 09-11-2007 01:18 PM

Quote:

and you'll see my face hovering in the darkness
'cept we've no idea what you really look like.

Flint 09-11-2007 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
'cept we've no idea what you really look like.

I'm like the neighbor on Home Improvement.

DanaC 09-11-2007 01:55 PM

In the UK 'scrote' is usually used to refer to a criminally minded, often unemployed young man. (Also known as a scally).

Third Person 09-11-2007 02:11 PM

Third Person is NOT a scrote.

SteveDallas 09-11-2007 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint (Post 384228)
You'll cram the knowledge of your scrotehood way down inside a deep, dark hole

I may or may not be a scrote.

I am definitely not a scrote hood.

jester 09-11-2007 02:39 PM

Quote:

You are afraid you might be.

I know you are. But what am I. (just continue to repeat)

DanaC 09-11-2007 03:00 PM

Well hello Third Person.....an interesting monika ya gots there;P


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