You're screwing around, you rat. Get out!
 

Well, there's hope for Viagra crazed, middle-aged rats kicked out by their mates for screwing around.

It seems that Canadian scientists are developing a drug which could boost female sexual desire.

Its developers believe it could be a more significant development in the treatment of sexual dysfunction than Viagra.

Tests in female rats are proving promising, showing "significantly enhanced" sexual behaviour.

So there'll be plenty of horny female rats on the street, when the rat's tail gets kicked to the curb.

But will this also cure "the Headache"?

Telling women that sex releases natural endorphins (painkillers) and thus cures headaches
that otherwise are keeping us men from our nookie didn't go over well. They didn't buy it.

Brian :D

Best line in article
 

"We know of a good correlation between male rats and male humans."