Toot your horn
 

I'll start this thread. But I've always been told, in a bull shit deal. The first liar doesn't stand a chance. I'll wait.
So someone blow their horn.
We have people from all walks of life here in the cellar.
I'm guessing Dr's, professionals, like IT, sales, management, lab work, truck drivers, pilots, drunks, perverts, jesus freaks and don't forget the sob driving the ugly mini-bus. Sorry, can't spell the color.
Any lawyers have so far, have remained incognito??

Hell, we're just like the senate or congress.
So, some among us haven't been too bashful about jumping into threads with all their great worldly feats.
So let it rip.

i can tear a phone book in half

I set 2 truck scales in less than 4 hours once !!

My worldly feets both have eyes tattooed on them.

I cannot tie a cherry stem with my tongue.

BUT!

I love to give head anyway. :)

I redid my kitchen without having any prior experience and it came out awesome. Refinished all the cabinets, installed new doors & drawers, new countertop, backsplash, fan, appliances and new cherry laminate flooring. I even ripped out and rebuilt the island complete with staining to match the cabinets. Since then, two neighbors have asked me to do theirs.

Toot, Toot!!!

+25 points to cloud for loving head. +50 for admitting it

and +1000 for giving.....

Admit it? Hell, I told you before, I'd stand on the sidewalk in a sandwich board giving them away!

. . . be kinda hard to kneel down, though. :D

ETA: just realized how amusing this little discussion detour is--given the title of the thread!

butt butt butt - I redid the kitchen :right:

wut everrrrrrrr

yes, and I was very impressed!

kitchen or head....

kitchen or head....

kitchen or head.....

such a hard choice :P

I can't do anything special. I'm just posting here because annoying people is the only talent I have.

Toot, Tootely, Toot Toot. Thats is what my ass says.