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richlevy 07-12-2007 10:22 PM

Politics and sex
 
There have been a couple of threads about specific incidents, so I am setting this one up as a clearinghouse for political figures caught in sexually embarrassing situations, like this one.

Quote:

(CNN) -- A day after four of Sen. John McCain's top political strategists stepped down, the co-chairman of his Florida campaign was arrested Wednesday for allegedly offering an undercover police officer money for a sex act, Titusville police said.
Florida state Rep. Bob Allen faces charges of solicitation for prostitution after he was arrested in a Titusville city park that had been under surveillance, police said.
He allegedly offered an undercover police officer $20 for the unspecified act. His attorney, Philip Lupo of Titusville, said the charge was a second-degree misdemeanor.
Allen told CNN affiliate WFTV the incident was "a very big misunderstanding."
"This is a very gross mistake, a very big mistake," he said, adding that this is what the judicial system is for.
Allen said he helped build the park, and was there looking around.
BTW, I was shocked when I heard he offered (her?) $20. I thought that even the sex industry was affected by inflation.

And what is it with Republicans and sex scandals? In the 70's it was sort of bipartisan, but except for Clinton, which was almost 7 years ago, it seems every fetish, arrest, and announcement of orientation has been associated with Republicans.

Are Democrats better at morality, or just better at having inappropriate sex discreetly?

Urbane Guerrilla 07-12-2007 10:24 PM

Him out of touch; not knowum market price...

Aliantha 07-12-2007 10:25 PM

I used to know a sluzza at a nightclub who would give the boys a blowjob for $5.

Her diet was definitely high in protien.

rkzenrage 07-12-2007 10:52 PM

All of this confuses me... half the reason I wanted to get into politics was for the sex.
Happy Libertarian/Democrat I guess?

xoxoxoBruce 07-12-2007 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla (Post 363372)
Him out of touch; not knowum market price...

No, him in touch too much, that why not knowum market price.

rkzenrage 07-12-2007 11:14 PM

If they vote for what I want them to I don't care if they get enemas on the street corner from a nun dressed as a marmot.

Urbane Guerrilla 07-13-2007 01:04 AM

So that's what that woodchuck does when he's not shilling for Nexium with Abe and the guy in the diving helmet...

yesman065 07-13-2007 05:11 PM

I was more than 1/2 expecting this incident to have happened at night and was gonna bust on his excuse of "just looking around."

Then l found:
"Police said they arrested Allen, 48, about 3:30 p.m. Wednesday at Veterans Memorial Park after he allegedly offered to perform oral sex on an undercover officer and to pay the officer $20 for the
opportunity. He faces one charge of solicitation of prostitution, a second-degree misdemeanor, and was released from Brevard County jail Wednesday night after posting $500 bond."

Opportunity???? WTF????

Clodfobble 07-13-2007 08:20 PM

Yes, shocking I know, but many people actually get off on giving pleasure to someone else. :rolleyes:

yesman065 07-14-2007 12:11 PM

"biting tongue"

xoxoxoBruce 07-14-2007 01:06 PM

Are you having trouble with the concept of, it is more blessed to give than to receive?

yesman065 07-14-2007 11:41 PM

Nope, not at all. I misread the quote. My bad. I thought he was offering her the opportunity to perform the act upon him, not the other way around.

xoxoxoBruce 07-14-2007 11:46 PM

Yeah, I think they are both hims.

richlevy 07-15-2007 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 363819)
Yes, shocking I know, but many people actually get off on giving pleasure to someone else. :rolleyes:

Yes, but he's a Republican!;):D

xoxoxoBruce 07-15-2007 02:47 PM

C'mon Rich, they're not all cocksuckers, just the ones in the White House.


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