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HungLikeJesus 06-06-2007 01:07 PM

LabRat's party cancelled
 
LR - cancel party; shipment delayed.

Quote:

DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) - A Colorado man was arrested Tuesday in central Iowa after authorities discovered almost 700 pounds of marijuana in his vehicle -- a street value of about $2 million, officials said.

Michael Suitt, of Centennial, was charged with possession with intent to deliver marijuana and failure to affix drug tax stamp, according to the Dallas County Sheriff's Office.
I can't believe I forgot the drug tax stamp!

Griff 06-06-2007 01:12 PM

Crap, I told Mike to pay the tax on that.

HungLikeJesus 06-07-2007 02:58 PM

I don't even know where to apply for a drug tax stamp. Is there a website?

lumberjim 06-07-2007 03:03 PM

there's a drug tax?! is it deductible?

xoxoxoBruce 06-07-2007 09:35 PM

That's in case they can't nail you with intent or conspiracy, the tax stamp is a gotcha they don't need a jury for.

Flint 06-07-2007 09:37 PM

Wouldn't it be illegal to buy an illegal drug stamp?! :::head explodes:::

HungLikeJesus 06-07-2007 10:02 PM

Still no response from Laborah Ratton.

Beestie 06-07-2007 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HLJ (Post 352032)
Still no response from Laborah Ratton.

She's still recovering from the ... I can't do it. I like LabRat too much.

Oh what the hell...

...body cavity search. :D

TheMercenary 06-07-2007 10:06 PM

In Kansas:

Drug Tax Stamp
The fact that dealing marijuana and controlled substances is illegal does not exempt it from taxation. Therefore drug dealers are required by law to purchase drug tax stamps.

The drug tax is due as soon as the dealer takes possession of the marijuana or controlled substance. Payment of the drug tax will purchase the drug tax stamps. Attach the stamp to the marijuana and/or controlled substance immediately after receiving the substance. The stamps are valid for 3 months. Drugs seized without stamps or having expired stamps may result in criminal or civil penalties which may include fines, seizure of property or liens against real estate.

A dealer is not required to give his/her name or address when purchasing stamps and the Department is prohibited from sharing any information relating to the purchase of drug tax stamps with law enforcement or anyone else.

Purchasing drug tax stamps does not make possession of drugs legal.
http://www.ksrevenue.org/perstaxtypesdrug.htm

http://www.norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=6670

In Tenn: http://hemp.net/~ben/tn/

Many people want to legalize, regulate, and tax marijuana and other drugs, however, few know that many U.S. states are content simply to tax. In fact, even the federal government wants a share (middle of p. 89 of the PDF), and used tax stamps in early prohibition, but only the states have recently issued issued cool stamps (be sure to click "exhibit"). The point, of course, is not to actually tax the drugs, but to penalize the drug dealers for tax evasion as well as drug sales. They have brought in some money, though. A few interesting state government pages: Conecticut, Nebraska, North Carolina and their tax return form, and Kansas.
http://www.metafilter.com/57779/Drug-Tax-Stamps

HungLikeJesus 06-07-2007 10:15 PM

Now I can believe three impossible things before breakfast.

Beestie 06-07-2007 10:17 PM

Seems like there'd be a lawyer somewhere crafty enough to construct a case that taxing something implicitly voids its statutory prohibition.

But, on the other hand, the lawyers inclined to argue such are probably all too busy watching reruns of the Smurfs.

monster 06-07-2007 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HLJ (Post 352032)
Still no response from Laborah Ratton.


Laborah? Ratton? and here was me rooting for Labia. Labia Rat-Arsed. :p

lumberjim 06-08-2007 12:39 AM

that's the most unheard of thing i've ever heard of. (dar512ism)

xoxoxoBruce 06-08-2007 09:55 AM

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Nebraska has the best one I've seen.

Flint 06-08-2007 10:11 AM

That looks like a gnarly patch on a biker gang jacket!


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