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DucksNuts 06-04-2007 10:51 PM

Uhuh, yep....suuure
 
Ok, I attract weirdos...I know that.

I cant give you any history..coz there is none.

This comes via PM at another website, where I have posted nothing of any interest really...like no sex stuff etc.

Title: You got youth

Please set some new standards in you life before its too late.

I replied....

What should those standards be?

He replies with....

Make working together a prority that is a frequency meaning you try
No Gossip meaning you can keep confidentiality of a friend
respect our differences meaning you have a courtsty
admit your weaknesses this is hard for women himility
speak the truth in love one of my best honesty
forgive each other giving me mercy for writing you this
support each other sympathy to believe I am just as human as you
encourage each other that my just be our mutuality in this sex addition where in
Share our true feelings that a few have is authunticity



This is a 37yr old guy from Hudson, Florida (I dont know if that makes a difference :p, but I thought I better mention it).

Elspode 06-04-2007 10:57 PM

DO NOT change a thing about yourself. Not only is this guy an atrocious speller, he's obviously got no freaking idea just how smoldering hot you are, and therefore perfect just the way you are. What a twit. Can we have his Internet license revoked?

Aliantha 06-05-2007 01:08 AM

He also clearly has a problem with punctuation. lol

Urbane Guerrilla 06-05-2007 03:14 AM

Precisely the kind of idiot you must do other than what he suggests.

What is it with Florida that it grows 'Netters like this? Heat plus humidity plus bugs? He acts like he came out of the Ninth Ward -- late, and on foot, wading.

Cloud 06-05-2007 08:41 AM

sex addition? 1+1=3?

monster 06-05-2007 01:27 PM

Looks like that's unsafe sex addition, cloud.
1+1=69

wolf 06-05-2007 01:29 PM

What part of Florida is ZippyT visiting again? ;) (just teasing you, honey)


I think your internet friend is a non-native speaker of English, and is using an online translator/dictionary.

Spexxvet 06-05-2007 01:30 PM

hotdog + :donut: = :doit:

monster 06-05-2007 01:33 PM

Um, ducks.... why did you reply in the first place? Just curious.....

lumberjim 06-05-2007 02:01 PM

what the?

BigV 06-05-2007 04:47 PM

touche'

DucksNuts 06-05-2007 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster
Um, ducks.... why did you reply in the first place? Just curious.....

'coz I was curious, it was such a weird and random thing to say.



Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 351078)

Ya fucker!! :blush:

It was actually an email (if that makes a difference?)....and well.....it was from a whacko....whackos dont count.

lumberjim 06-05-2007 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 351131)
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Ya fucker!! :blush:

It was actually an email (if that makes a difference?)....and well.....it was from a whacko....whackos dont count.

agreed


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