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monster 05-09-2007 09:03 PM

The Brazilian. Is good?
 
Bikini waxing. Clear the decks, trim the hedge or au naturel? If you're female, what do you do, if you're male what do you prefer? If you're a gay male, squeal in horror now :D, if you're a gay female, have at it -you can get two for the price of one :lol:

Elspode 05-09-2007 09:26 PM

The Mrs has been shaving the Delta of Venus lately, but no Brazilian.

richlevy 05-09-2007 09:49 PM

Cornrowed? You know you're just begging for a Children of the Corn joke, don'tcha?

How about, "If you braid it they will cum?"

I could hang around here and do a ton more corn-vagina jokes, but I might get arrested for stalking.

zippyt 05-09-2007 09:54 PM

never heard of the little man in the boat called THAT befor !!!

lumberjim 05-09-2007 10:21 PM

mary, mary, quite contrary
shave that pussy, it's too hairy

DucksNuts 05-09-2007 11:17 PM

hahaha LJ, I hadnt heard that before.

I used to be a *hitler* fan, now I go the Brazilian.

One of my friends gets a Brazilian and she walks out feeling like a dog thats been to the vet.

Her waxer gets her in basically the doggy position, with her arse waaaaay up in the air!! :yelsick:

I like my men nicely trimmed too :)

lumberjim 05-09-2007 11:25 PM

#1 attachment .....not that i can see it without a mirror. ew... i gross myself out.

did i mention that i've been going to the gym lately? i WILL be in shape before i turn 40.

DucksNuts 05-09-2007 11:49 PM

how far away is that?

LabRat 05-11-2007 09:15 AM

Brazilian, leaving a trim little Hitler. Totally bare everywhere is freaky I think. When life is crazy and don't have time to get to the shop, shave of the same.

LabRat 05-11-2007 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 342120)
#1 attachment .....not that i can see it without a mirror. ew... i gross myself out.

Heh, I can't watch my husband trim...it's too weird. :headshake

barefoot serpent 05-11-2007 11:41 AM

There's a nappy-headed ho joke somewhere here, but I'll let someone else flesh it out.

Beestie 05-11-2007 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 342101)
Cornrowed? You know you're just begging for a Children of the Corn joke, don'tcha?

How about, "If you braid it they will cum?"

I could hang around here and do a ton more corn-vagina jokes, but I might get arrested for stalking.

Note to self: Add about 12 more states to the list that Rich can forget about being gubernator of.;)

Beestie 05-11-2007 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barefoot serpent (Post 342567)
There's a nappy-headed ho joke somewhere here, but I'll let someone else flesh it out.

Who did the doctor beyotch slap when Al Sharpton was born?

lumberjim 05-11-2007 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 342127)
how far away is that?

3years 3mos 13days


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