Where
 

is today's IOTD? I'm fed up with that Hilton slapper headlining the forum....

It was your turn.

I'm busier than a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest...

:lol: always liked that phrase. Was just wondering is all.....

My turn, huh? Hmmm.......

todays image of the day is a mental image.

imagine if you will.....

you're 11 years old again. you find yourself reaching for the doorknob of your parents bedroom on a sunday morning. you remember too late that you are supposed to knock before you open this door. what you see is burned into your memory for the rest of your life.......

Bah, that's an old image, I want NEW! :lol:

(but right now I want sex, so I'm off to bed)

I hate that you are getting more than me Monster.

Please stop flaunting it in my face :p

We had a recent near tragedy in the four legged monster department in grifftopia recently.

That's it? You're gonna drop a statement like *that*, and then no elaboration?

Ducks...did we ever figure out how much airfare was to Australia from MCI, or alternatively, when you're coming to visit the US?

Where exactly would you like her to flaunt it??

Yep.

once....when ripley was 4 or 5?......she said to jinx....'mommy, i came to your room this morning, and you were saying wooo woooo woooo! so i went back downstairs.

Mommy must have been dreaming she was a firetruck.

Starts with f and ends with u c k. I think you're right, or at least having a ride on one!