Free In-Home Wireless Broadband
 

From Google, free in-home wireless broadband. (beta)

uh . . . what's up with the toilet flushing thing?

Yuck (repeat zero or more times, depending on your sense of humor).

Damn, not available in the UK

Of course, because it's not secure there, too much outdoor plumbing still in place.

I'd been told that more fiber means more time in the bathroom.

But I was also told that it was to be taken orally, not optically.