a slap in the face
 

so, i slapped a salesman today. he is at least as big as i am, maybe a little bigger. fortunatley, he had seen this commercial, and laughed. i didnt hit him real hard.

anyone been slapped yet?

hmmm. deja vue of a slippery slope? :eyebrow:

"Happy Slapping" 1
"Happy Slapping" 2

Perhaps I've just had a sense of humour by-pass today.

And wasn't having a bad day, armed, and dangerous. It's not a good idea with friends/acquaintances. Absolutely stupid with strangers. :mg:

If he then presents you with an open wooden case containing two pistols, it's a little late to realize you've just truly put your foot in it. :D

pah, it was a love tap. i even hugged him afterwards. no danger, and it was spur of the moment besides. i would have let him slap me.....but he was laughing too hard.

If some guy just slapped me on the street, I would break his arm. Shatter the elbow, permanent damage.
He would be lucky if that is all that happened to em'.

what if he was smiling when he did it, and you knew him? how much testosterone would you unleash?

Not so much testosterone -- if I was sufficiently surprised, there might be a reflexive knee-to-the-groin response.