Merry Christmas You Lot!!!
 

I'm an hour early (for my neck of the woods), but I think I will be out cold before it arrives, so thought I would rather go early than not at all.

I've had a lovely festive season so far, our work doo was on Friday and we all ended up at my friends brothel afterwards. My dare (to receive my Christmas *bonus*) was to give oral sex to a banana and 2 kiwi fruit, followed by a song ON the bar.

Everybody has to do a dare to receive their Christmas bonus, its highy entertaining as there are no spouses allowed.

Other dares were, oral sex given to a chocolate eclair, my boss had to wear an adult fetish diaper, our workshop adviser had to dress in drag and do a number, a porn scene re-enactment (it was a golf ball scene from a very popular email)...you get the drift.

Really its been on party after another and I am (kinda) looking forward to getting some blood back in my alcohol veins.

Anyways, I just wanted to wish you all a Very Merry Christmas and Best Wishes for the upcoming New Year :D

Thanks heaps for the support and advice over the past year, for the laughs and the headaches. I've enjoyed it all.

Oh and side note, I havent managed to push him away yet, we are going away on a 4 day holiday after Christmas :worried: .

brothel?

auto dealership (we solved this one earlier)

Merry Christmas, DucksNuts! I've missed you!

Merry Christmas!!

Merry Xmas to everybody from sunny Perth, Australia.
0900 hours circa 36 celsius

Blessings of the Season to all of, my friends...even those of you who think I'm scum.

My favorite Yule song:


Here's Comes the Sun - by George Harrison


Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
and I say it's all right

Little darling, it's been a long cold lonely winter
Little darling, it feels like years since it's been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
and I say it's all right

Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces
Little darling, it seems like years since it's been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
and I say it's all right

Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...

Little darling, I feel that ice is slowly melting
Little darling, it seems like years since it's been clear
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
and I say it's all right
It's all right

Ohhh man, guess who has a new 120-watt, two-speaker Laney amp roughly the size and weight of a piece of furniture?

Holy Moley--I've got the freakin' hiccups!


DAMN!

Merry Christmas!


Who says that? I'll beat 'em up...well after tomorrow. :blush:

Good yule song Elspode. I'll post one too. A combo Christmas/antiwar song. :p



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(War Is Over) John Lennon

So this is Christmas
and what have you done
another year over
a new one just begun

and so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
the near and the dear ones
the old and the young
a very Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year
let's hope it's a good one
without any fear


and so this is Christmas (war is over...)
for weak and for strong (...if you want it)
the rich and the poor ones
the road is so long

and so happy Christmas
for black and for white
for the yellow and red ones
let's stop all the fight

a very Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year
lets hope it's a good one
without any fear

so this is Christmas
and what have you done

war is over - if you want it
war is over - if you want it
war is over - if you want it
war is over - if you want it

thats just what I needed to read! I'm gonna be alone for the first time on xmas and its rather depressing. I got to spend today with my boys today (Sun) and that was great, but tomorrow will be kinda lame I'm afraid. Merry Christmas to all of you anyway - its been a great year and I hope the next one is even better for all.

Whats your SO doing tomorrow (or today now? - bloody timezones)??

She's gonna be with her family. My parents went to my sisters and the kids are gonna be with their mom. I guess I just had my Christmas a day early. What did you do/ are you gonna be doing/ for Christmas?

My dare (to receive my Christmas *bonus*) was to give oral sex to a banana and 2 kiwi

Lucky guys !!!




oh kiwi fruit ;)

My Christmas is done n dusted!!

Did the obligatory demolition of presents with the ruggies, then off to my parents for Christmas lunch.

Quiet one this year, as my family is scattered from the tip of Australia to the bottom...so they only make the trek every second year.

I knackered, so I think i will have a few quiet wines (as I appear to have been stood up again!!) and go to bed early.

We are off down the coast tomorrow for 4 days, so that will be lovely.

I cant wait to get up in the morning and pull all the Xmas deco's down. I'm soooo grinchie this year :D

Har Har Zippy :p. Its been a looooooong time, so I was secretly glad of the practice ;)