When you come right down to it, it would be humorous except that people like this mayor exist all over the place, and closer to us than we think. Ever driven through, say, Honey Brook? The only functional difference between there and Inglis is the lack of an official proclamation.
Or take the charming burg of Penryn, south of Lancaster, where the local police recently voted unanimously to withhold police support for a YMCA-sponsored triathlon. Why? Because YMCA staff were reading Harry Potter books to children, therefore promoting witchcraft and DEFYING THE WORD OF GOD! Horrors.
The most charming quote from the crusading civil servant:
"Satan is not allowed in my office, he is not allowed in my life, and he is not allowed in my town." MY town?
We need some airdrops of Danzig CDs, STAT.
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