Two Truths and a Lie
 

1) I made a Prime Minister's flight hold one morning arriving at Heathrow

2) I can steer a yacht into a pontoon without saying "Christalmighty whos got the feckin fenders, shite they're in that locker there, quick, shite, BANG!"

3) I slept with 4 women in one day - none of them knew the other(s)

#2 is true.

TWO truths, Elspode.

BTW Feel free to send your own secrets, everyone...

#3 is a lie.. is this like if you get it right you go next or something?

Better suicide bombers get more women.

#3 is the lie (and prostitutes don't count);)

No, just post your own three statements. Make them all interesting and one of them untrue. Leave us to wonder.

#2 is the lie--because you did say that when you crashed the yacht into the pontoon, right?

slept with? or schtuped? could have been on a red eye flight and still be true.

1. i've done this thread before

2. i routinely think of one of you when i masturbate

3. i never masturbate

1. I've met Charlie Sheen

2. I've written a story that was published in one of those Soup for the Soul books.

3. I'm about to get admitted into rehab, unless I play my cards right.

and LJ, #3 has gotta be the lie...

Acts of stupidity:

1. I've been chased by the cops through the woods while brandishing a realistic looking toy handgun.

2. I was the only un-injured passenger in a Bronco driven off-road by a drunk. I was saved because I was bracing the almost empty keg of beer between my knees, and I was wedged in tight.

3. I burned my thumb while trying to do a flaming shot of vodka my freshman year. I never actually did the shot.

You never burned your thumb.

LIAR LIAR THUMB ON FIRE!!!

1. I rode the length of Vermont on my bicycle in a single day. (238 miles)
2. I rode my mountain bike across Lake Champlain from Burlington to Port Douglass in the winter of 1985.
3. I sailed from Seattle to Ketchikan, AK in a 23 foot yacht designed for light air racing on Lake Washington. In the winter.

1. I got my drivers license at 13 years of age.
2. This month I will turn 38 years old.
3. I won 5 dollars at work yesterday.

1) I had sex with three bosses wives.

2) I fought 10,000 Mexicans only to discover the Germans took the gold.

3) I find those who use this thread as a way of advertising their presumed sexual magnetism utterly pathetic.

Prostitutes ain't no women?