Cellar Monopoly
 

I think we are ready for a new thread.

What oft heard cellar words and phrases equal what monopoly pieces. First come first served, but as usual we reserve the right to argue and disagree.
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calling moral equivelency = get out of jail free card

yes!

Well I think you've made a mistake. Doesn't Utilitarian Boobs have to be "Community Chest"?

And I'd say Jim's "Let me give you a new user title" would have to be "chance".

"According to Wikipedia" means "go to jail, go directly to jail, do not collect $200.

word association thread = baltic ave

song association thread = that other crappy purple one

'cite please' = luxury tax

hall of fame thread = free parking

fucktard = one of the green ones

asshat = one of the other green ones

crapflooder = the third green one

go =

_________Dick Cheyney says,_________
http://members.aol.com/whitelegg/monopoly/go.gif
__________fuck yourself!____________

btw, great thread, footie

Riddle me this: Which dweller would use which playing piece? :D

Cock! = water works

"it's not a shark, it's a dolphin" = electric company

Garden threads = Marvin Gardens (obvious)

any reference to eating a cuddly animal = Oriental Ave (the meat in Chinese food is dogs and cats, right?)

any reference to eating a creepy, disgusting organism = Kentucky Ave

The lobster divided into two colors = Pennsylvania Ave (Philly and Pittsburgh one color the rest of the state the other color)

Couldn't see the whole of the standard American board, so bear with my descriptions

Word Association is the first brown one (Old Kent Rd for us) - easy to get into and everyone lands on it at some point.

Which probably makes Q&A the next brown one (Whitechapel) for the same reason.

The Music Trivia thread is Free Parking, because it causes arguments when people make up their own rules.

I'm the Top Hat.

And I **PWN** Baltic Ave. Now if I can just get Mediterranean... muhahahaha!