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August 28, 2006: Fire ant raft
http://cellar.org/2006/fireantraft.jpg
This page from a bug identification giude was linked to by Digg the other day. The photo was taken in Kissimmee, Florida. Apparently this variety of ants do this to survive when their nest is flooded. As if a flood wasn't scary enough. But in case you're still underwhelmed, guess what happens to you if you encounter one of these things? According to this document (bold emphasis mine): Quote:
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"portly stallion"?
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That damn picture just gave me the itchies.:eek:
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'dizzying intellectual' ?
Fire ants are da debil. You haven't felt pain until you've suffered a few stings from those critters. And they swell. And they itch ferociously. I would not get near one of those rafts for a million dollars. |
bugs make me cry
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When I was a teenager I sat down on a nest of fire ants or someother red, stinging ant, as I was watching the sunrise coming down off an all night mushroom trip.
kind of a buzz kill |
I could go on and on about fire ants. Just leave 'em be.
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And how did he "assay the venom dose"? I like to think he threw a fellow lab technician, naked except for a swimming costume, onto the raft. Maybe he could get in touch with the naked pig lady and they could do a double act. |
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What if the chemical compound that triggers this increase in venom production is related to adrenaline, and winds up being exactly the compound that heart attack victims need to save their lives? You never know where science will lead. You'd rather the scientist be stuck hugging a dead pig than working on expanding human knowledge? |
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Is that a whole bunch of cigarette butts those rafting ants are surrounding?
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Those are they fliers, one of the types of soldiers.
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Watch out, the killer bees are coming.
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FIRE ANTS! FIRE ANTS!
Oh. Sorry. Habit. Those things ARE the debil. They leave scars, dagnabbit. |
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