Favorite Urban Legend
 

Mine was that Yngwie Malmsteen got arthritis, from shredding.

Chupacabra, hands down.

That there was a family of sinister albinos who lived down a long, lonely, tree lined lane. We'd drive around the top of this lane at night daring ourselves to go down the lane.


We always chickened out.

My favorite urban legend is the one about GW Bush being elected president of the US. Twice.

It's chilling.

baby snakes in the ball pit

Jilted wife filling hubby's car with concrete.

Just for those two words...

I love you.

pictures of the bride fucking the best man taped under the chairs at the wedding?

After the prom, the guy and girl drive to a secluded spot to fuck.
He discovers his rear tire is flat and decides to change it before violating his date.
He gets out, makes some noise and is quiet.
The girl waits for about 15 minutes.
She gets out of the car, wondering what happened to her date.
She finds his mangled, decapitated corpse hanging upside down over the car.

The couple who bring a dog home from Mexico, only to learn it's a big, fucking rat.

Speak!

Alligators in NYC sewers.

Is that The Tick's capybara ???

Yup. I've got most of season one preordered.

Life cereal's Mikey dies after his stomach explodes from ingesting Coca-cola and Pop Rocks.