6/30/2006: Snail reach
 

xoB sent along this set, which must be consumed as a set. It's otherwise undocumented. Happy Friday.

http://cellar.org/2006/snail1.jpg

http://cellar.org/2006/snail2.jpg

http://cellar.org/2006/snail3.jpg

http://cellar.org/2006/snail4.jpg

http://cellar.org/2006/snail5.jpg

http://cellar.org/2006/snail6.jpg

http://cellar.org/2006/snail7.jpg

http://cellar.org/2006/snail8.jpg

Good for it! Unfortunately, I doubt that slat 2 will have anything for it that slat 1 didn't.

"Whew! I need a cigarette after that. "

[Pats left pocket.] [Pats right pocket.]

"Now where did I leave my cigs..."

[Looks back over shoulder]

"Awwwww... gawd-damnit!"

Yeah, but the paint is always greener on the other side.

why did the snail cross the gap?

(insert own punchline here)

I just know this is going to inspire someone to create a Snail Olympics, complete with little flags and numbers painted on their shells

When my favorite shrink retires he is going to raise snails.

This should serve as an inspiration to him.

If I had snail races, I would paint an "S" on one of the shells, and then I would say, hey, look at that S-car-go.

(joke first learned in 6th grade; been waiting to use it)

Now, how long did that take? THAT is the question.

Snail races might be fun, but the slug maze is much more exciting!

Let this be a reminder to all athletes that it is important to s-t-r-e-t-c-h before exercise.

To get to the other ply(wood)

Da dum dum

I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

Snails.


Fookin' Gross.

He might have been able to jump it it he wasn't carrying his house.and had legs:rolleyes: