6 seconds between threads? Wassup with that?
 

My brain is swirling with revamped old threads that I've beaten to death on AG!

Who is the head monkey here? Take me to your leader.

I would guess it's the one on top.

I'm the head monkey. But the monkeys here aren't in charge of anything but typewriters. One each.

The toads are in charge.

Expects to see the complete works of Shakespeare on this site someday.

Like THAT'll happen.

No, that would be a thousand monkeys. For three, you get The Cellar.

Opus would be proud.

Steve Dallas was always one of my heroes.