Slang v Griff
 

I'm picturing a Quiet Man slug fest. I lack a beautiful red haired sister, but will be stocking up on stout.

Or...you could oil yourselves up and go at it like ancient Greek wrestlers. I believe the challenged party gets to choose.

Slang?:lol:

i propose a race around the world! no electricity and no shoes. first one back gets cellar admin for a week*! ok....GO!!!



*actually prize may differ from one mentioned.

Doesn't one of them have to slap the other with a white glove and challenge the slapee to a duel? I forget who gets to choose the weapon, but they both have to name their seconds and meet at dawn, I believe.

En Guarde!:nadkick:

"pistols at dawn?? awww whyd i have to slap a guy that says stuff"

Keep your eyes peeled for a bull to come crashing through your fence. He'll be wearing a USMC cap, you'll know it's mine.

Soon after the bull breaches the gate, you'll see some jack-...ah, I mean a guy on a bike come flying through the hole in the gate. That'll be me

Once I stop flipping end over end after losing the front wheel in a rut, I'll be ready for action.

At that time you can ask yourself......do I really want this?

Winner takes all aminals, you win....you get the bull. I win, I get the goats. I'll have lipstick ready and waiting for them.

Sumo!

I want to commend the participants of this thread for resisting the apparent tendency toward homoeroticism despite some obvious allusions made early on. It shows character.

Um, can I volunteer to do the oiling? Brains turn me on...:drool:

I take it you're hoping to oil up Griff then? :lol:


(Sorry, Slang - just kidding! Its my little way of getting you back for suggesting I work in the local CPS office);)

Although I do find myself mildly aroused.

Good Lord man, no shoes? Now that's hardcore.

How did this turn into some Greek wrestling thing? This is a hillbilly scrapin' match, no goofy assed oilin' event.

Not that either. This is not death before dishonor this is ....Na, na I took your goat.

Grifflet: Who is that strange man daddy and why is our goat wearing a blonde wig?

Griff: It's ok, he's just showing the goat how much he likes it.

Thanks Labrat. There wont be oiling at this event. Thanks for the thought though.

Yes, funny. Funny is always appreciated Mari.

dammit come on and fight already, im on my second box of popcorn and still no action. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

I think this is the "Quiet Man" scene when they take a needed pub break... Now. Who is handling the wagers?

elspode can take the wagers and mari can walk around in a bikini holding up the round's sign