What's your favorite medication?
 

I suspect many of you are heavily medicated, so what's your favorite medication? :yum:

Vitamin I

Ibuprophen

yeah, me too. 600 mg and I'm good to go.

Excellent choice.

Do you take it intravenously, vaginally, orally, nasally, in the ear, up the ass, or as a patch?

Pseudoephedrine HCl (30 mg) for teh stuffy nose

These days, I have to show my driver's license and sign a book to get any, but still worth it.

I have a prescription for my favorite medication.

It says "Beer, 1 pint q15 minutes until unconscious."

My doctor is an excellent doctor, because he crossed out "Brand Necessary" and wrote for "Substittution Permissible."

(real script, real doctor)

So very many choices...a favorite, eh?

Demerol, 100mg IV q 30 min. prn while conscious is a pretty good suggestion.

On the fly, I like the percocet.

Of course, a nice Ester C tablet can get you through some tough times as well and is a lot easier on the body.

Chicken soup and mother's milk fixes everything. :blush:

Does the soup also come from mom's teat? Does she give chili?

Or vicodiene (sp?). For recreation only. Makes me constipated. :eek: :redface:

Alcohol, caffeine, sugar, network TV.

Do you scoot on the rug when constipated? Is that part of the joy? Have you ever tried dry-fucking?

vicodin.

Now I'm wondering what's up with Humbug. weird.

Here too, what a royal pain in the ass. Thanks meth heads. It does do the job though, much better than anything else.

When I saw a chiro a while back, he was really surprised that I wasn't taking at least one prescription medication regularly, I guess in his experience most people do. What the hell? Do you take 1 or more prescription medications regularly?

I really like these vitamins though. (the women's blends either have too much iron (for me) or none)
And this stuff cures everything.

Flexoril, hands down.