seemed like a good idea at the time...
 

Footfootfoot here.
I was a tad parched last night and I overslaked, if you get my drift. I decided that I tend to veer toward churlishness and sarcasm when in such a mood/mode so I decided I'd create a new screen name to be used for just such occasions. You know, explore my really sarcastic side with the safe and supportive family here at the cellar.

After writing an hilarious (you'll need to take my word for it) post with a link to an exerpt of the movie "the truth in advertising" with colin mochrie, things went down hill as I failed to realize that even though *I* have posted enough to insert links *squirell nutkin* hasn't. So that post was lost.

In a nutshell (haha, there I go) I claimed that I would endeavor to keep the sarcastic side here and let foot3 take care of the sincerity. Additionally, in my impaired state I ironically claimed to continue to offer correct spelling and proper punctuation, regardless of which screenname I posted under. Obviously missing the TINY DETAIL that my frigging screen name is spelled wrong.

Perhaps it is apropos.

Frankly, it already seems like too much work. Squirell nutkin may be the titanic of screen names, who knows?

But it is a good name for an asshole poster.

Excellent idea.

I just created my dru.....errr alter ego. I'm just waiting on my confirmation email so I can post.

I don't have to have a Drunk alter ego , as most of the time I am posting I am drinking ;)

Guess how drunk footfootfoot was?

Too drunk to remember that it's spelled squirrel.

I’ll stick with one handle.
Moods and circumstances change, but like the pin on my jacket says, “AS IS”.
What you read is what you get. Your mileage may vary. ;)

Yeah, I know, like I said: it seemed like a good idea at the time...
:lol:

Wow, that's right, the Cellar assigns certain privileges to the number of posts.

I can't wait to see the bonus gift I get when I hit post 3000.http://www.cellar.org/images/smilies/wink.gif

It doesn't!

I remember posting as Fucktard right after I first joined to breathe life into a common phrase an at-the-time poster used to use a lot to refer to other posters. It was funny how fast he freaked but I was too new and gave up the ghost too soon.

Good luck with this, I always find sockpuppets much too confusing to handle. Invariably the two identities start melding like Vulcans at a bar.

a chance to reveal your inner attention whore ;)

I was actually hoping to pimp my inner attention whore
:)