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Undertoad 03-11-2011 12:12 PM

Mar 11, 2011: Man has 82 tattoos of Julia Roberts
 
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So you think you'd like to be famous? Sure, we all do!! In reality, being famous would be terrible in many ways, especially if you're female because a small percentage of males seem to just go insane from time to time, about any particular woman they are familiar with.

Such as Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic, a 56-year-old newspaper seller from Chile, who saw Julia Roberts in Erin Brockovich and went nuts. Since then he has spent about $100,000 getting tattoos of her. He now has 82, and counting.

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Trilby 03-11-2011 12:16 PM

well - he started with just the one, but then it looked stupid, so, he got another...then another...it just built from there. And he had a dream, a vision, if you will, and a serious meth addiction...

Shawnee123 03-11-2011 01:03 PM

I see a Mia Farrow, a Tuesday Weld, and an Ellen Page...at the very least.

Dude should've got better artists.

Gravdigr 03-11-2011 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 716171)
...and a serious meth addiction...

Paraphrasing Sam Kinison: If you have a hundred thousand dollars, you ain't got a problem yet.

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 716184)
...Dude should've got better artists.

:yesnod: He got ripped. As in, off.



ETA: Perhaps it was 100,000 Chilean pesos?

ZenGum 03-11-2011 09:14 PM

Pretty woman,
Pictures on my meat
Pretty woman,
Even on my feet ...

Flint 03-11-2011 09:18 PM

But seriously, who among us can say they DON'T have 82 tattoos of Julia Roberts? Right?

footfootfoot 03-11-2011 10:31 PM

I know I have at least that many. I was like, dude, WTF? Why so few? Then I saw he was a taxi driver and I'm like, ok. He prolly has to buy gas for the taxi.

Newspapers, taxis whatever.

Flint 03-11-2011 10:37 PM

Newspapers, taxis, appear on the shore.

footfootfoot 03-11-2011 10:38 PM

Between them and Calgon I won't stay here.

Flint 03-11-2011 10:42 PM

I've got a headache :::this big::: and it has newspapers and taxis written all over it.

Griff 03-12-2011 11:24 AM

If he had 82 Mohammad tats someone would do him the favor of blowing him up... maybe another Erin Brockovich nut will help him out.

Shawnee123 03-12-2011 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 716287)
I know I have at least that many. I was like, dude, WTF? Why so few? Then I saw he was a taxi driver and I'm like, ok. He prolly has to buy gas for the taxi.

Newspapers, taxis whatever.

Why do po' people always have money for tattoos? :lol:

:bolt:

wolf 03-12-2011 03:56 PM

Obviously he has separate envelopes that he sorts his money into at the end of the week ... "Crack" "Tattooes of Julia Roberts" "Cerveza" ... and if anything is left over he buys food.

onetrack 03-12-2011 08:11 PM

What can you say? Obsession personified, in the shape of a sickly, anorexic, sad-looking, heavily-tattooed, elderly South American man .. :(

I wonder if he understands what it means to his health, to have millilitres of toxins (inks) injected into his largest body organ (the skin) .. to remain there forever? :yelsick:

Aliantha 03-13-2011 06:02 PM

I just have to say, I think this man is a bit freaky, but I guess everyone has their own reasons for what they do.

He may be totally mentally stable you know.


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