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Big Sarge 10-22-2008 10:43 PM

Aliens Support Obama
 
A Las Vegas Prophet claims aliens will arrive in their space ships to help Obama win the election. I wonder if ACORN will help register them??

Las Vegas, NV (PRWEB) October 17, 2008 -- According to Prophet Yahweh: Some time before Nov. 11, 2008, more than likely before the presidential elections, and possibly on October 31, 2008, at approximately 12 noon, spaceships will start appearing, on my summons request, and hover over my school for all Las Vegans and media to see and film.

HNews Imagee goes on to say that: My UFO Summoning School is located by one of Las Vegas' housing projects in the middle of the ghetto. There I teach people the ancient art of summoning or calling down UFO's and spaceships on-command.

In anticipation of the spaceships' descent, Prophet is planning to install live, Internet broadcast streaming capability at his school. He is doing this so people, worldwide, can see him call down the spaceships on Oct. 31, 2008, exactly at 12 noon, and the spaceships that appear for the entire time they sit up in the sky.

Prophet says that he may be off a little with the dates and some details he gives, but let there be no doubt that something within the general overview of what he says is going to happen.

He claims that these space beings are the Angels of Yahweh, the Creator of all things. And, they are talking to him, on a daily basis, via a sophisticated form of telepathic, non-verbal, none-talk, brain-to-brain communication. Most of the time, when they contact him, he is sleep. At that time, he hears a voice speaking to him inside his head.

He also says that: Unless I am misinterpreting my visions, it's very likely that Yahweh's angels are going to descend down from space, in one of their spaceships, on two different occasions, in a different, single ship, each time, and hover over my school, in Las Vegas, NV for three days so the media can film them.

When asked why the spaceships will appear, Prophet boldly says that:

One of the many reasons why they will do this is to show support for Presidential candidate Barack Obama. This will be done so people will know that Obama is the best choice to lead America through the troublesome times to come.


SteveDallas 10-22-2008 10:55 PM

Oh, is that all . . . . I thought the Weekly World News had come through with some information about alien endorsements.

ZenGum 10-23-2008 01:16 AM

PTCHCHCHCKK! Paging Wolf, paging Wolf, please report to the fruitcake ward, we have a case for you. PTCHCHCHKK.

How do I know he's a fruitcake? Since when do Angels need spaceships???

Sundae 10-23-2008 05:04 AM

Quote:

Most of the time, when they contact him, he is sleep.
No wonder I have trouble falling asleep. He's in a different time zone!

ZenGum 10-23-2008 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by :alien2:
If I don't vote for a human, the wrong human might get in.

robsterman1 10-23-2008 07:37 AM

So we should then be putting our tin hats on then :D

classicman 10-23-2008 07:47 AM

Just in case...
http://www.stopabductions.com/

sweetwater 10-23-2008 08:04 AM

Vote for Bat Boy! :D

xoxoxoBruce 10-23-2008 09:52 AM

Is that Obat boy or McBat boy? :haha:

Shawnee123 10-23-2008 09:53 AM

Sheesh. Everyone knows the aliens aren't coming back until December 24th, 2011. By then Obama will probably have made contact and forged alliances with our lovely outer space friends.

Elspode 10-23-2008 06:14 PM

I thought at first that this was going to be about a bunch of Mexicans wanting Obama to win.

richlevy 10-23-2008 07:48 PM

Klaatu Baracka Nikto!

DanaC 10-24-2008 09:01 AM

lol rich:P

classicman 10-24-2008 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 496893)
I thought at first that this was going to be about a bunch of Mexicans wanting Obama to win.

You mean it isn't?

wolf 10-24-2008 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 496539)
PTCHCHCHCKK! Paging Wolf, paging Wolf, please report to the fruitcake ward, we have a case for you. PTCHCHCHKK.

How do I know he's a fruitcake? Since when do Angels need spaceships???

The cult guy at work emailed me this.

The video of the announcement to the press is hilarious.

If only what happened in Vegas really stayed in Vegas.


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