Good bye, dearest cellarites
 

Due to some very insensitive assholes making fun of my sister's terrorist banana related death I am leaving the cellar. I can no longer be a part of a community that is so bitter and hateful that they condone this brutal insensitivity.

and by "leaving" i, of course, mean i have an appointment i have to go to. which i may now be late for. because of you insensitive assholes.

your sister used to love my banana too. tis a shame. how's mom lately?

she says you wouldn't be that bad if you would do something about your scabs.

i thought she was into the friction. oh well.....cant please everyone's mom.

Are you sure she didn't say scabies?

well, she did say something about LJ having rabies, what with the foam on his mouth and all. but then i reminded her that Jim services some pretty nasty guys, she just shuddered. don't know what that means.

i'm uncomfortable with the direction this thread has taken...i'm leaving the cellar too. wait up!

God this place is so full of drama queens
I'm so fed up with it lately, I don't know if I'll bother logging on anymore.

PS Lookout this isn't aimed at you - genuinely sorry about your sister

I'm not leaving. There are still a few guys here I haven't fucked.

SG - does this mean you are going to join me and LJ in our not-so-mass exodus? that'll show that evil clodfobble. making fun of my tragedy...

I only condone terrorist pineapple related deaths. Did you have a brother per chance?!?

ok...srsly leaving now.

have to stop for wiper blades on the way home.
kthxbai.

i don't like to talk about it as it is so painful. but since you asked, yes i did. that is until he stopped to tie his shoe just outside of the pentagon one fateful morning. you see, he unfortunately bent down to tie his shoe right next to a fruit stand. he was diligently bringing the second loop around the first when the last words he heard were "oh shit! a plane!" and then a pineapple fell upon his head.

the produce section is a very touchy subject for me.

That explains the limp pickle comment.

Wait, did I already say that?