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xoxoxoBruce 02-23-2020 09:56 AM

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How many people make assumptions without reading the fine print. Even subconsciously accepting they know what a word means so everyone should know and agree with that meaning. Guess what, there are people who would not tell the truth in order to profit. Shocking, I know, but it's sadly true. What's worse is people who would lie to have sex with you. Really the n'ere dowells are out there lying in wait... see what I did there. ;)

Urbane Guerrilla 02-23-2020 03:39 PM

Yup. I can also see you could stand to spell "ne'er-do-well" rather better.

Marketing sugar might be politely described as "interesting."

Perhaps somewhat more so than marketing single malt whisky?

xoxoxoBruce 02-23-2020 11:24 PM

Dana taught the proper spelling of ne'er-do-well long ago and I could have used it if I wanted to, but I chose to use the band N'ere Dowells. I'm not surprised you didn't get it, even after "see what I did there". Glad you're getting plenty of pain meds.

Happy Monkey 02-24-2020 03:20 PM

What's the ingredients list? Sugar and caramel coloring?

Luce 02-24-2020 03:29 PM

The best new term is "clean" food.

Urbane Guerrilla 02-24-2020 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Luce (Post 1047224)
The best new term is "clean" food.

Never to try for the five-second rule, I guess.

Now, "clean and jerk" food... saaaavoryy. [/island accent]

xoxoxoBruce 02-25-2020 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 1047223)
What's the ingredients list? Sugar and caramel coloring?

Don't know, natural brown sugar would be sugar and mole asses, but since they put a disclaimer on natural it very well may be sugar and caramel.

Carruthers 02-25-2020 08:42 AM

I've always been wary of the word natural when used to promote some product or other.

After all, deadly nightshade is natural and it's er.... deadly. :eek:

Undertoad 02-25-2020 09:14 AM

http://cellar.org/img/ecologicallypuredirt.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 02-25-2020 01:16 PM

Hey, don't be dissing good garden dirt, the original condiment, helps your gizzard grind the goop into poop, scratches your itchy hemorrhoids too.

Urbane Guerrilla 02-25-2020 11:19 PM

The week's words are "intestinal microbiome."


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