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sandypossum 05-11-2012 10:16 PM

May 12, 2012 Easter Island heads have bodies!
 
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If it was April 1st I would have laughed at the gullibility of others. Or am I the last person on the planet to hear about this?

Easter Island Statue Project

BigV 05-11-2012 10:29 PM

next to last, at best.

whoa.

Sundae 05-12-2012 02:55 AM

I'm in the I Didn't Know Club too.
Wow. Didn't the statues kill off the population in the end?

sandypossum 05-12-2012 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 811302)
Wow. Didn't the statues kill off the population in the end?

You mean like Cabbage Patch dolls?

DanaC 05-12-2012 05:41 AM

Or Garbage Pail Kids...

jimhelm 05-12-2012 09:41 AM

Unfortunately, the giant stone people civilization ended right in the middle of this cruel torture. They had planned to kill these statues in a most gruesome manner... luckily for these statues, the great big stone lawn mower had yet to be brought out.

GunMaster357 05-12-2012 02:50 PM

I was in the know but shut my gob since other people would have called me a liar.

burns334 05-12-2012 04:14 PM

Who knew? just heads confused me enough!

jimhelm 05-12-2012 04:36 PM

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Also, we found strong evidence of how the ancient carvers manipulated the statue to raise it upright, pivot it and drop it in a hole 1 m deep cut in bedrock. The process left scars and indents on the statue surface. When seen on statues lying on roads, these same sorts of scars have been interpreted by others as evidence of upright transport methods. Our excavation, however, clearly shows that such damage could have been caused in the quarry.
so, they were made at a quarry, transported to the site, and dropped into holes? why would they do that?

jimhelm 05-12-2012 04:38 PM

I guess people used to have a LOT more free time on their hands.

Rhianne 05-12-2012 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 811341)
I guess people used to have a LOT more free time on their hands.

Maybe the internet was down that day.

Gravdigr 05-13-2012 02:02 PM

Maybe they represent invaders, and the statues are the invaders buried up to their necks in effigy?

Clodfobble 05-13-2012 03:11 PM

Maybe they used to be entirely buried. Maybe they are actually sarcophagi with corpses sealed inside.

ZenGum 05-13-2012 07:26 PM

Oh come on, people, do you think it is mere coincidence that we've dug up giant stone monsters just in time for December 2012?

I, for one, run screaming in terror from our new basaltic overlords.

Trilby 05-13-2012 07:57 PM

Zactly what i was thinking. How many signs do you people need?


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