The Cellar - 1 June 2011 Part IV

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infinite monkey

06-01-2011 09:35 AM

1 June 2011 Part IV

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Quote:

He is delirious; he stiffens against death; death gains strength…

http://history.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/05/27/funny-pictures-history-touching-yourself/#more-12382

Coign

06-01-2011 12:10 PM

Hmm masturbated to death? There are a few women I would not mine have a sex marathon with but even if you brought on the orgy of super-hot celebrities at some point I would kick their ass out of bed to go make me a sandwich.

Gravdigr

06-01-2011 02:41 PM

I still weigh 248 lbs.

You cannot waste away from masturbation.

I haven't.

footfootfoot

06-01-2011 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 737707)

I still weigh 248 lbs.

You cannot waste away from masturbation.

I haven't.

I dunno, maybe you aren't doing right?

Sundae

06-01-2011 03:19 PM

Well, Grav's no longer 17 maybe....?
Once you're polluted by lady-juice you're hellbound anyway, and God only calls the those he loves the most....

Gravdigr

06-04-2011 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 737708)

I dunno, maybe you aren't doing right?

...so many different ways, one of 'em's bound to have been right.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 737719)

Well, Grav's no longer 17 maybe....?
Once you're polluted by lady-juice you're hellbound anyway, and God only calls the those he loves the most....

Mmm...ladyjuice.:yum:

GunMaster357

06-06-2011 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 737707)

I still weigh 248 lbs.

You cannot waste away from masturbation.

I haven't.

May be it was your audition that wasted away....

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