I never really understood the point of this thread, but I guess I'll get in on this:

My homemade avatar:

I did a Google Image search with the term random.

This is result number one:

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One room efficiency apartment

Skylight

Open floor plan

Clean

No deposit required

Very low utilities

Location?

The arch over the walk path in my backyard

Ready for occupancy

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Anybody wanna go swimmin?

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I count ~39.

Barely.

If you go down to the woods today, you're in for a big surprise mauling.

I'd paint it yellow and paint 'Tonka' across the bukkit.

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That'd be "MR. Tonka" to you and me. Maybe even "Mr. Tonka, sir, pleaseohgodnotanotheroneplease, sir!"

I said "Does anybody wanna to go swimmin?!"

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Little doggeh ears,
Little doggeh feet,
Little doggeh bunghole,
To make your day complete.

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:D

Pic stolen from FreeKibble.com

I'm sick and tired of these m-effing snakes on the m-effing dock!

I think Philthy stole the sky-writing plane again.

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sweeet!

Did Wolf buy a murdersickle?

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