the world needs my jokes to help deal with the grief they feel for you and others like you. you poor, poor man. here, let me hold you.

It looks an awful lot like the coating on Hot 'N' Spicy chicken from KFC. I don't think I will ever eat Hot 'N' Spicy again without thinking of those hands.

Thanks for that thought Kingswood. Now you've also ruined it for the rest of us!

That poor man. :( It seems he felt that whilst cauterizing successfully got rid of the old growths, new ones grew faster afterwards. kind like pulling up a dandelion but not getting all of the root. Suddently my eczema doesn't seem so bad.

Finger lickin' good.

Oh FFS! Just stop. I'm not opening this thread again.

where does this dude buy gloves?
 

socks seem implausible (lots of those damn ctachy threads)
and bowling (as the keeper of the book of armaments would say) is "right out".

i like ilikechees already

sheesh...it's not like he's a rapist or something

That's Disgusting with a capital "D"

Ditto.

How does he wipe his butt?

I have eczema too and was thinking the same thing! :eek:

he's about 40 and still sharing a bed with his brother. imagine them being in a small bed with you :S

Dunno, but scratching it sure isn't a problem:sweat: