I don't like it
 

I don't like the little bits of cellophane that cling to me when I open the thing that is wrapped in cellophane.

I also don't like it when water drips into my jeep window because my vent visors are coming unglued.

I don't.

i don't like your face idiot

I don't have a face idiot.

I don't like having to explain twice because you weren't listening the first time.

I don't like it.

I don't like humans. There are too many of them. I already met my wife, so the rest of you hairless primates are surplus to requirements. And there are 7.6 BILLION of you. Wear a condom, for God's sake.

I don't like humans. They make no sense. They howl and they jabber and they contradict themselves three times in the same sentence. If you turn your back, they will set off nuclear weapons in their own atmosphere. They are like high technology lemmings. "Hold my beer."

I don't.

Clingy cellophane to nuclear Armageddon in four posts.

I don't like this cheap task chair with the screws that poke through the cushion a little bit. I feel those bumps!

I don't like <3 year olds living in squalor when mom is an essential worker and wondering if I'm bringing home bedbugs.

I don't like this coffee. It tastes like how America looks right now. It is an injury to my dignity.

I don't like it.

That's the spirit

Yeah, and it smells like cabbage.

I don't like it.

I don't.

I may have over-played the hand I was dealt yesterday.


I don't like how much noise this three legged cat makes thumping around.

Is the cat's name Bedbugs?

Weird name for a 3-legged cat...

I don't like it.

I don't like the crop circles this mask makes in my beard.



Not at all.

I don't like how every single app on my new phone has its own settings for notifications and autocorrect and does not pay attention to my universal ruling. I want them to STFU and leave my tryping alone.

I also don't like any of the varieties of smell of weed being smoked and how my neighbors on both sides are currently gassing me out of my garden. I don't.

Not at all.

Get off my lawn!

Kids today, when I was a boy you smoked whatever skunkie shit you had and you were glad for it.

Get off my grass!


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"grass"

lol

I like it.

Wish I could find me some old skool skunk weed, the kind ya put it in a bag, and put that bag in a bag, stick it in the glove box and it still reeks the whole damn car up.

I don't like it when people slap the fucking pen down on top of the paper after they sign. Cuz there's another fucking paper coming right behind that one. Times 20. Bad habit.

I don't like that.

I don't like this timeline. It is clearly defective, and has been for years.

No sir, I don't like it.

I'm too sexy for my facemask.
Too sexy for my facemask.

So, I don't like it.


The only improvised facemask I'd actually want to put my face into would be made from an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini that she wore for the first time today... and she can still have it on!

I don't like dealing with vinyl chloride fires at work.

I don't like that.

Left big toe is on fire. I've named it Mrs Goutfire.

I don't like it.

And I wouldn't recommend it.

Do you know what kinds of things trigger it?

Bad British accents, most likely.....

I've tried to go back after a particularly bad case and try to know if it was something that's like "oh, yeah the last time I ate so-and so I hurt like hell" but, I can't come up with anything consistent, or severe, enough to recall.

The worst flare up I've had was (perhaps coincidentally) after a particularly lengthy beer binge. But, uh, I (ahem) drink me some beer on occasion, (shocking, I know) and it doesn't flare up regularly from that.

I don't like it when hot wings turn my guts inside out.
I love me some hot wings.
I don't like it.

I'm ok with beer, red meats, liquor. But I've had my last scallop and I remember loving scallops. Cured meat, like salami can only be enjoyed in small portions. And the other day I put a tin of smoked sardines on a salad and I thought I was gonna die and I was afraid I wouldn't. It felt like I'd broken my foot, I had to use my Mom's spare cane kept at the house here to walk to the bathroom and everywhere else for a day. The weight of the bedsheet on the top of my foot hurt so bad it made me think of a blacksmith hammering on my white hot iron toe. No more smoked sardines. Ever.

Mr Limey does not like gout. And neither do I, on his behalf.

I don't like it.

It's... it's too quiet...

Maybe this is what was happening. Did you check for blacksmiths?

I... I did not.













shit.

Me neither. (Where does this quote come from? It was a catchphrase for my brothers and I in childhood ...)

Western matinees.

I think it's from something British too. Or something that aired in the UK. For kids. Maybe Scooby Doo echoing those matinees? It was a catchphrase for beest and I too when the kids were little :D

I think it comes from a TV Western and was uttered by a cavalry sergeant to his officer just before a couple of hundred very warlike indians appeared on the skyline.

I'm sure it was also said by Sergeant Wilson, a man who always gave the impression he'd rather be somewhere else, in Dad's Army.

I still think it was used regularly in something aimed at kids -most likely in homage...

It's quiet, too quiet.

And that's all there is to say about that (though I skipped some).

I think maybe in "Zulu" too.
The Lone Ranger and John Wayne.

I don't like a Toad free zone.
Not. one. bit.
No siree.
I don't like it.

Seconded! :crone:

Toaded!

Undertoad where are you?

I don't like people riding recumbent bikes on the sidewalk. They are too wide and the recumbers are generally inconsiderate of other sidewalk users. I don't like it at all. Put a big flagpole on it and get in the bike lane where you belong, Malcolm.

And I don't like people who say "I know you're not a hugger" and then hug you anyway. No ma'am, I don't like it.

I Growl at people and they leave me alone.
Try it, it works.

bikes are fucking vehicles and belong on the roadway.

if you have a bike on the sidewalk, your fucking shoes better be on the sidewalk too.

ftfy

My god, I forgot how many epic lines are in that scene.... You, sir, have *exquisite* taste.

"Where all de white wimmin at?"
"I like rape."
"Badges?! We don't need no stinking badges!" /homage
"Kinky!"
"And now for my next impression...Jesse Owen"

just fuckin epic.

This is Desert Island material for sure.

Here, we have bike lanes on most roads now. Whilst I agree bikes should be on the road (and I am a cyclist) there are some places where there are no lanes and it just isn't safe. But if you bike on the sidewalk, you are the biggest and fastest and it is your responsibility to give way to the slower pedestrian traffic. It's easier for you and you should spot them before they spot you and they can't be anywhere else. But those recumbers are just fucking dangerous. They go on the sidewalk because they're so low that the cars on the road can't see them and they don't like the fumes, but they are as wide as the sidewalk and expect all other the GTFO of there. And they are smug like trumpkin. Assholes.

I've *never* seen a recumbent move fast. Their cruising speed is somewhere between that of a beach cruiser and the four-seat pedal-cart. Which is rather slower than typical of a shopping trike.

It's faster than people walk and as wide as the sidewalk.

and if you're going in the opposite direction it really doesn't matter what its speed is....

Going in the opposite direction they take up the sidewalk so avoiding them means get off. Going the same direction when they overtake you they are too wide to sneak by you so they have to get your attention for you to get out of their way. That may be easier said than done if you're wearing headphones and if they hit you there's no guarantee you will fall out of the way and not block the path. Inconsiderate fallers are the worst.

With the right rider a recumbent can make good time, but never on a sidewalk. I'm seeing bikes with add on motors cruising sidewalks, assholes, I don't like it.

The fad for naming clothing and household item lines "Thing2 & Thing1". Earth & Sky, Time & Tru, House & Hearth, Puke & Catsick.... I don't like it. It's almost more annoying than developers adding an E to the end of street names to make them sound fancy or quaint (Pointe, Towne, Waye). I don't like that either. Or Millennials replacing perfectly good vowels with Ys. Fairs aren't more fun when spelled Fayre. And nobody needs to be called Mykynzy. They don't like it. Not at all. They have to buy two sets of alphabet stickers just to spell their names.

You could give them a new pen each time. Just to fuck with them. Just take the one they slapped down and toss it in the can in a very deliberate way and then hand them a new one, making a long, deliberate show of extracting it from its box or custom Carpathian Elm burl pen caddy (shoot me a PM) making no facial expression whatsoever. Then, keep going until they stop slapping the pen down or ask you WTF?


Later, after they leave, just coolec them and put them back in the caddy.

Later, after they leave, just coolec them and put them back in the caddy.

EWWWWW used pens !!!!
i dont like it

I'll tell you what I do like.

Bic Cristal 1.6 pens.

Except the glue booger on the new ones is a bitch to remove.

That is a thing I don't like about a thing I like. I just leveled up.

Just for context, I like them for my customers. It's super slippery and eager. Makes signing away your money feel like the right thing to do. Pens that resist aren't helping the economy.

I use a uniball gel 0.7 blue retractable pen exclusively.

that's what he said....