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Griff 10-03-2018 06:35 AM

What do you do with dead mice?
 
Cuz I just realized some neighborhoods might frown on my habit of dropping them off the porch so the chickens can play football with them.

glatt 10-03-2018 07:16 AM

We have these plastic sleeves that newspapers are delivered in. Mouse goes in sleeve, tie a knot, throw in trash can. Keeps flies down.

xoxoxoBruce 10-03-2018 07:21 AM

Rich people wasting protein.

Clodfobble 10-03-2018 12:28 PM

All the dead mice I've ever seen were promptly swallowed by a snake.

Gravdigr 10-03-2018 01:14 PM

Dead mice go wherever's handy. Usually out the back door.

Live mice, from sticky traps or live traps, go to the maintenance building at the local city park. Pull that big sliding door away from the building just a li'l bit, in ya go.

I don't like the guy that does park maintenance.

Gravdigr 10-03-2018 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff (Post 1016151)
Cuz I just realized some neighborhoods might frown on my habit of dropping them off the porch so the chickens can play football with them.

I laughed at that visual.

Larfed, actually.

Undertoad 10-03-2018 01:27 PM

I always threw my trapped dead mice on the hill next to the shithole. Area cats would find them and eat them right off the traps.

I did not re-use the traps

Gravdigr 10-03-2018 01:39 PM

Always re-use the traps.

Psychological warfare.

Diaphone Jim 10-03-2018 07:02 PM

I have had one for years that I didn't find for a while after it got snapped.
Ants and whatever cleaned it up to a perfect little skeleton and that is how it remains, trap and all.

monster 10-04-2018 01:18 PM

over the scant wire fence into brush area of the unbuilt lot behind. The dead mice we get are usually gifts and usually incomplete....

sexobon 10-04-2018 04:09 PM

Dead mice make fine pets for dead hobos.

zippyt 10-04-2018 06:17 PM

to yonder woods with yer we dead Ass !!

monster 10-04-2018 06:26 PM

no-one has a recipe then?

sexobon 10-04-2018 07:50 PM

It's difficult to come up with a good recipe for mice that are past their expiration date.

monster 10-04-2018 07:54 PM

Need a vintage cookbook, maybe?


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