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Gravdigr 04-18-2014 01:16 PM

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Glatt, rescued any babby squrls lately?

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She should be fine.

infinite monkey 04-18-2014 04:43 PM

Awww, baby squirrel. So cute.

xoxoxoBruce 04-18-2014 04:48 PM

Why is that cast three times as long as her leg? Immobilize it?

Gravdigr 04-19-2014 05:40 PM

I think it's immobilized to it's extended length. Maybe?

Story says she suffered a broken ankle.

Gravdigr 01-21-2016 01:05 PM

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Not mah squrl:

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 876235)
Round here (NEPA) we have grays, reds, and flying squirrels. No blacks.

Popdigr had some trail cams out, and caught some flying squirrels. A few in the act! He said he hadn't seen a flying squirrel since he was a teenager...He's 73.

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Gravdigr 01-21-2016 01:05 PM

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glatt 01-21-2016 01:08 PM

Good pictures.

Gravdigr 01-21-2016 01:09 PM

He also caught some deer.

But they belong in this other thread.

xoxoxoBruce 01-21-2016 01:30 PM

OMG, I didn't know those evil beasts had an air force. :eek:

BigV 01-22-2016 11:21 AM

The ones in Twil's backyard are too fat to fly. I'd've taken a picture of them, but I don't have a wide angle lens. Positively convex.

lumberjim 01-22-2016 01:28 PM

Tis the season. One of my salesmen orders a turkey club sandwich every day for lunch. He doesn't eat the fries that come with it.
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lumberjim 01-22-2016 01:30 PM

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Undertoad 01-22-2016 02:45 PM

Saw a black squirrel in Norristown today




...but I'm not racist

Katkeeper 01-24-2016 09:23 AM

Princeton is famous for black squirrels. Illegal Immigrant? Got over the wall??

xoxoxoBruce 01-24-2016 10:37 AM

Yeadon, PA, has them too. Probably jumped ship in Philly and snuck up Cobbs Creek. I think they speak Sicilian. :unsure:

classicman 01-27-2016 01:53 PM

Seen em in DE also as well as my neck of the woods. Perhaps they are migratory.

glatt 01-27-2016 02:32 PM

It's a genetic thing. They spread. Because if a gray and black squirrel mate, the offspring is black. They are easy pickings for predators though, and that keeps their numbers in check.

Incidentally, both gray colored squirrels and black colored squirrels are "gray squirrels" by classification.

Lots of literature on this.

Undertoad 01-27-2016 07:14 PM

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Because if a gray and black squirrel mate, the offspring is black.
against with the racist

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They are easy pickings for predators
FUCK DA POLICE! BLACK SQUIRREL LIVES MATTER

Sundae 01-28-2016 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 952090)
Yeadon, PA

I live just up the road from Yeadon (West Yorks)!
No black squirrels there that I'm aware of. Just babbits.

(Yes, the occasional black rabbit).

Gravdigr 01-28-2016 09:26 AM

I believe the proper term is African-American squirrel...you racist bastidges.

xoxoxoBruce 02-04-2016 08:29 PM

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Are squirrels stealing your fries, Bunky?

Stand up for your lunch, punch those bastids in the incisors.

Gravdigr 03-03-2016 03:27 PM

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Gravdigr 11-15-2016 04:40 PM

***NOT SAFE FOR LUNCH WARNING***

Damn, squrl, you is one gruesome sumbitch.

xoxoxoBruce 11-15-2016 04:45 PM

How is worse than any other carnivore? I've seen people sloppier than that, sometimes in the mirror. :lol:

glatt 11-15-2016 04:46 PM

He was all content until he started chowing down on the large intestine. It was pretty full too.

xoxoxoBruce 11-15-2016 05:13 PM

Yes, the pate should be eaten first.

footfootfoot 11-16-2016 08:40 AM

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The national heart association would beg to differ. Remember, Ronald is playing the long game. ;)

Gravdigr 11-16-2016 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 973764)
The national heart association would beg to differ.

What? They think hamburgers are healthy?

footfootfoot 11-16-2016 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 973786)
What? They think hamburgers are healthy?

never mind, I thought the I killed more people than you was the scary clown.

Between this and the diabetes is a form of arthritis, I think I need some sleep.

Gravdigr 02-16-2017 02:33 PM


Gravdigr 06-29-2017 04:57 PM

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Here's another pic of ThreeLeg:

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Gravdigr 06-30-2017 10:14 AM

Please not to be eatin' m'three-legged squrl.

Gravdigr 08-04-2017 01:30 PM

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Happy Monkey 08-04-2017 01:51 PM

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Squirrel!

lumberjim 08-04-2017 07:06 PM

Here, Squirrely, Squirrely! https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...0794fdf8ef.jpg

Come get some yummy treats!

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fargon 08-05-2017 08:04 AM

What are you going to do with it once you catch it?

captainhook455 08-05-2017 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 993450)

How'd you know we was having fried squirrel brains for lunch Monday? I had a helluva time getting enough squirrels for pickled eyeballs. Eat them with a toothpick.

Gravdigr 08-05-2017 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 993450)
Here, Squirrely, Squirrely!

Run, squrly, run!!

lumberjim 08-05-2017 02:45 PM

Fucker decided to take up residence in the roof over my porch. I wanted to do him with the blow gun, but i might just injure him with that.

He gon' die.

Gravdigr 08-05-2017 03:01 PM

Aw, man. Why kill him? Ya got a live trap there. Take him to a park or something.

He was born free, he should live, and die, free.

You kill that squrl and I'll report you to a game warden for hunting squrls out of season. You'd be a poacher. A felony perhaps. And a murderer.

Set him loose, somewhere else.

Gravdigr 08-05-2017 03:02 PM

Besides, I'm not sure you can hunt squrls over bait.

xoxoxoBruce 08-05-2017 03:14 PM

Want him to mail it to you?

lumberjim 08-05-2017 03:36 PM

Do some research on relocation of squirrels

xoxoxoBruce 08-05-2017 03:41 PM

Same as cats, they'll be home before you will.

Clodfobble 08-06-2017 10:23 AM

So wait, are squirrels rare enough there that you have just one on your porch and it's the only one you see on a daily basis? I'd guess I see maybe 50-100 squirrels a day, here*. There are currently 2 chasing each other in my backyard, probably a couple more up in the trees that I can't see.


*also counting dead ones on the road

Gravdigr 08-06-2017 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 993503)
Do some research on relocation of squirrels

Well, I'll be damned. Jim done learnt me something today.

Gravdigr 08-06-2017 01:16 PM

I still wouldn't kill the squrl.

lumberjim 08-06-2017 09:53 PM

What would you do? There's wires in that place he's renovating. He could burn the house down.

xoxoxoBruce 08-06-2017 11:49 PM

Evictions are sad, but we are a nation of laws and everyone, including squirrels, must follow them... except rich people and politicians. :yesnod:

glatt 08-07-2017 07:59 AM

Personally, I would drive him out of the space by tossing a couple ammonia drenched rags up into the spot where he is nesting, and then after I know he's out, I would nail or staple chicken wire or hardware cloth over the opening.

I've got no real problem with killing him though, it's just that I am cheap and don't own a trap, but I have all that other stuff on hand in my junk filled basement.

xoxoxoBruce 08-07-2017 10:29 AM

Remember Jim went through this shit in the old house when they invaded his attic. :eyebrow:

Gravdigr 08-07-2017 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 993560)
What would you do? There's wires in that place he's renovating. He could burn the house down.

I understand your dilemma exact. The eaves of Gravdigr House are covered in a fine, stout wire screen. I just like squirrels. I don't know why I've taken issue with this situation, I've shot, killed, and eaten my body weight in squirrels over the years. It's kinda strange.

Take him ten miles away, it costs a couple of bucks.

Or kill it. How ya gonna do it?

Gravdigr 08-07-2017 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 993500)
Want him to mail it to you?

I'm picturing mayhem at every post office the package stops in.:p:

xoxoxoBruce 08-07-2017 06:04 PM

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Yum...

monster 08-07-2017 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 993609)
Chicken of the trees.... Yum...

should be served with broccoli florets to taunt the poor bastard in the afterlife....

xoxoxoBruce 08-07-2017 09:21 PM

Hmm... no meat should be served with broccoli, meat should be served broccoli.

Scriveyn 08-09-2017 08:25 AM

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Do some research on relocation of squirrels

... such as your cat
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... or have them to relocate one another
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xoxoxoBruce 08-10-2017 10:29 AM

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But that would be like eating Lassie, or Trigger, or Rin Tin Tin. http://cellar.org/2015/shades.gif

Gravdigr 08-20-2017 02:49 PM


xoxoxoBruce 08-20-2017 05:33 PM

Save him, save him, save him... for lunch. :beer:


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