Damn, I look buff today!
 

Been outside, mowed for like 3 hours, other chores, sweaty, grimy. Veins popping out on my muscles. Almost sunburned and I was pretty tanned already. More severe than military haircut.

Gotta find some neighbor kid to mow this fucker, I'm too sexy to be on display in my front yard. With a chainsaw.

Wife's looking good too, semi half topless sunning on the deck...course she hasn't done a damn thing today.

I need a shower but hate to ruin this moment...then I'll just be another balding, near middle aged, tired, clean white guy. Wife'll still look hot tho.

;-)

jinx and I are going to get drunk on purpose.

I'm sorry, is there any other way?

true..... true.

waaaazzzuaaaaahhhhhhp?.......


ok, 2 shots of vodka, one mikes hard lemonade, and some mushu beef..........just starting to feel it..........


cldfbl, I very rarely get drunk. might be 6 times ever. no, 7. I just had a "shite day" as jag would say. every stinking deal I did was painful.[sol] It was very hurtful to me.[/sol] So I decided, I would hijack this thread, and get drunk. who's with me? c'mon, blue, ol buddy, let's get shitfaced.

woooohoooo! oh yeah.....

I plan to post drunk tonight, so be worefarned


...... I meant to do that.

It's definitely a 2-martini night!

Or maybe some Scotch. :beer:

ok, 4 shots of vodka now, working on mike's #3? or is it 4? ...

...hot bath.......

definitely getting woozy.

talking louder.


embarrasing jinx


maybe i should cool it while i'm still feeling groovy/

hey!

do your lips start to get numb when you're drunk?

Re: Damn, I look buff today!
 

Besides being redundant, what exactly is semi half topless? Is that like 1/8 th naked?


..or you could just post a picture.:angel:

Right, it's late, you're tired from all that work, why bother typing out along explanation of what you meant, when a picture does it all.:blush:

oof. i don't like to be drunk. this sucks. I know I don't like being drunk. what the fuck was I thinking? shit. over and out.

Dumbass...will you do this again 2 weeks from tonight?

Dumbasses, all of you.

Jim first off you're obviously not doing it right. What was so bad about your day? Thanks for sharing dickmunch.

Semi half topless, means I got a good eyeful, but only got a pic from behind. Sorta semi half sucks you know what I mean?

xoxobruce, you're so right, and I'm with you, but she would rip my balls off, really..I think she'd get into it if I could talk her into it, but the whole losing my balls thing is holding me back.

I'm gonna im LJ & Jinx, bet he's a sloppy drunk...should be entertaining. Then I'm gonna IM him in a few hours again, then I'm going to call his phone about 5 am. I can stay up all night for this...amateurs.

You da man, Blue. Be sure and give him our love at 5 AM. And don't forget the time difference.:)

Shit, he;s screening his calls.

Well, if you hadn't announced it here...not to mention, you probably didn't turn off the caller ID function...dumbass!