Friday evening is always a slow time on the boards.

Some people must have a life.

Obviously I do not.

I'm stuck at work, sort of, so I have an excuse. :D

I guess I could leave...but it's kind of fun here.

I don't like people here back at home.

I have a manky toe and it hurts.

What's a manky toe? Is it caused by too-cute shoes?

Manky toe pic please

Here tis....

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I like the red filter as well, to make it look like a B Movie promo shot :)

:neutral:

but


thats the light in my bedroom....watcha trying to say SG????



:p

I'm saying you live in The House That Dripped Blood :p

It DOES look like a Christopher Lee movie scene.

so tired. so, so tired.

:(

Anything goes in this thread? Ok then.

EENIK CHOK!

"Gunter glieben glauchen globen”

There is no Spoon.

There is no Dana, only Zuul

I wanted to make a clever comment about the bastard step son of a Klingon warrior and the Swedish Chef . . . but couldn't.

All my co-workers have severe Mondayitis. I'm the only one in a good mood. Nothing like having a new outfit to wear on Monday. Also, my boss is out of town. :)

All I get is CBS, so have learned to love a lot of the shows. Cold Case, Without a Trace, Close to Home, How I Met Your Mother, The Class, etc.

why do we call a television a "set" -- if there's only one?

'Cause you used to 'set' it on the floor (if you speak Ohioanese!) :)

(I suck, one of the last straws of a guy I broke up with years ago was when he asked me where in the restaurant I wanted to 'set'...my blood curdled and I knew his days were numbered. :redface: Well, that and his blatant littering, and his insipid puerile over-attention, and his leaving his pay stub around where I could find it, and his belief that his car was an extension of his penis. You get the drift.)

Hey, I passed my 1,000 post without marking the solemn occasion!

Clouds can be many things, but solemn is not among them. Congrats!

soft n' fluffy!

Crap. I totally forgot to eat lunch today. Am I the only person who forgets to eat on a regular basis?

Yes.

Well, no - I work with 3 people who do. It's a bizarre coincidence that I'm the only fat one here, right?

BTW have you heard of a baby beanbag called a Doomoo? We're sending them to the States at a rate of 1-2 a week at the moment. Don't get me wrong - they're lovely items, but the shipping cost is about the same price as the seats themselves! Just wondered what the buzz was...

This thing? Nope, never seen it before. But we also don't have a similar product in the States that I know of, that transitions from an infant seat to a big kid's floor chair, so I can see how if someone decides they want one, they'd be willing to pay for it.

Yes, we do have things that go from an infant seat to a big kid's floor chair. We usually hire them as teachers.


This joke is brought to you in honor of my 1,000th post.

I will sometimes actually.

I can go days without food, if only my wife was a lousy cook.

Damn, you linked to a UK website - I should have linked to ours! (but I wasn't trying to promote our website so it's probably best not to muddy the waters).

Thing is, they're not British - they're Belgian. Just seems odd with the exchange rate the way it is that Americans are buying them from the UK. I suppose I should be pleased, but as it doesn't directly affect my wages I'm just a little puzzled instead.

I do know we're doing a roaring trade in inner tubes for Bugaboo pushchairs (we're out of stock again so it's not an advert) Honestly, if anyone can get hold of 12 1/2" x 2 1/4" inner tubes (with an angle valve) it's worth looking into. We sell them for £9.99 + £3.95 shipping to the US - I'm sure it can be done cheaper from there.

my grammar school has me listed as a "lost" alumni. There were 14 students in my graduating class in 6th grade (1968), and they don't have anyone listed.

I'm tempted to register with them, but then again . . . I'll be forever receiving solicitation for money if I do. :(

That's why I haven't joined the alumnae assoc. of my high school. I'd be deluged with donation requests, and there are so many other, richer, graduates than me.

I'm tired of brown. Brown, brown, brown. That's all that's in the stores in clothes and home dec.

Bring navy blue back!

Finding decent navy blue dress shoes? Almost impossible!

one word: Zappos. Zappos is amazing. Great selection, FREE shipping, easy returns, and supernatural speed! I ordered shoes on Tuesday; got them on Wednesday. One of the best retail online sites ever.

www.zappos.com

Schraeder valve stems or Presta? How many do you want? Where do you want them shipped to? PM for details.

I bought my granddaughter Pooper Scooper Barbie for her birthday and the girls haven't stopped playing with her.

Pooper Scooper Barbie--I'm completely serious! She comes with a dog, and there are little brown bits that you put in the bowl for food, then somehow, you push on the dog's tail and then--poop!

Barbie with Tanner the Dog

i was gonna get divorcee barbie for ripley. fucking thing costs $500 though!

yeah....apparently, it comes with half of ken's shit.

har har.

Reminds me of the pooping moose candy dispenser. Lift the tail and voila! Candy poop.

There's one in the office here. It is an effective deterrent to my candy consumption.

What would Cellar Barbie be like, I wonder?

What would The Cellar be like if everybody was actually nice?

So . . . my ex-husband calls me up today for advice on how to divorce his present wife.

Just think that's funny!

It would cease to exist...period. :)

Unrealistic.

l0l :P

I have a sudden craving for a BLT. It's hard not to eat pig products :(.

I just washed my sheepskin. Or maybe it's a lambskin? Ah, the scent of wet wool.

I went to a funeral at 8 am this morning.

Fascinating life I have, innit? (rolls eyes)

*erupts into spontaneous can-can dancing*

The employees at the Tire Center of or local Costco are AWESOME! They replaced the core of a tire stem that wouldn't take air, and aired all four tires for free! Yeah!

so according to the last census, my town/county has the 4th highest poverty level in the U.S. However, I just read a story that says my town is one of the 10 fastest growing cities in the country.

How can this be?

All the poor people are moving to your town.

and they tried to say I was a spammer, LOL, what the hell is this encouraging to post any ole' crap.

a repository for comments not big enough for their own thread, eh?

Cloud you keep bumping this so it gets more responds, right? Eh? I know what you're up to!

er no . . . I post here when I have a random thought I'd like to share

Good morning! Here's a cup of coffee::morncoff:

(although actually I'm drinking Green Lemonade because of the detox fast thingy I'm on)

Green Lemonade?

Ooh...look who's in the whore thread. :headshake

I'm so coming up there to pimp slap you wench!!

Youre just jealous coz your slutting days are behind you.