"Alternative" Names worth having another baby for....
 

if only for the amusement it would provide....

Monster
Beest
Heliotrope
Spam
Doggerel/Dogerella/Dogerelle/D'Ogerrel
Apostrophe. that's awesome

and we ever end up "blessed" again, we are really, truly calling it Trouble. or maybe even T'Rouble pronounced t-roo-blay just to start it off on the right foot....

:D

I've always thought Greek letters would make nice names, and they're so easy to write.

Omega would be a good one.

Oh how cool, hadn't considered them before. Althought there's Catherine Zeta Jones....

I wonder if Epitome would be good?

Trouble Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Heliotrope Spam Spam Spam Beestmonster.

:cool:
Time for more practice;)

my next phantom baby?




goddess, it's too much pressure.

though would not be violet, elijah, skye, or hatszitywahtzits.

How about Poe? Poe baby.

I'll be naming a new cat at the end of the month.
I'm thinking along the lines of Dutch names as I don't want Diz to be jealous.

Mip maybe.

I think you should use your maiden name as the new child's name. Proper old family tradition which you can pretend is feminist.

Or the town of your birth.

I think Aylesbury (mine) would be quite a cool girl's name. Unless the child grew up there.

Aylesbury would be a pretty name.

Willaura (mine) would not

Bramhall... it's a thought. Stockport would be worse... I wouldn't inflict my maiden name on my worst enemy ...or Radar's children. There's a damn good reason why I changed it when I married, and it's nothing to do with conforming....

You could always name them like a pedigree cat!

Monster's Spamfeast of Beest for example.
Okay - I admit, I don't really undertsand how pedigree names work. If someone can come up with a better template I'm happy to adhere to it.

At present my daughter would be
Cherry's Aylesbury Blush
Because I wouldn't know where she was from. And I'd love it if she was a kitten after all.

My son would just be Felix Elvis Peter [surname] because that's already decided! Except he'd probably be the second coming, given that I haven't had sex in nearly two years.

I'm liking it....

I think I have to add budweiser to the list.

In the UK they always say to see how names sound prefaced with princess or prince.

President Budweiser Beestmonster has a good solid ring to it, doesn't it. You could trust President Bud. Spam sounds a bit weak though. Spamela? President Spamela Beestmonster, first female president of the US? Spamela should be a real name. hey Bri, when you get published you should use it as your nom de plume. Spamela Cellarite.

Princess Spamweiser Beestmonster of Bramhall the Fourth
Prince Stockport Budmonster of Beestweiser the Fourth.

Lady Spamela Cellarite D'Ogerrel

Drogmella?