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Undertoad 08-15-2007 07:20 PM

August 15, 2007: Duct tape bandit
 
http://cellar.org/2007/ducttapebandit.jpg

All he wanted to do was rob a West Virginia liquor store, and now he's earning worldwide renown for the creativity of his disguise. Being called the "duct tape bandit", he completely failed to get away with anything. Here's what he looks like when not taped up:

http://cellar.org/2007/ducttapebandit2.jpg

Much better with the tape, really.

Quote:

Shamrock Liquors store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own, but his was wrapped around a wooden club that sent the robber fleeing, according to a report by WSAZ-TV in Huntington, W.Va.

Store employee Craig Miller said he chased the man to the parking lot, tackled him and held him in a choke hold until police arrived. A customer also helped, police said.

Kasey G. Kazee, 24, of Ashland, was charged with first-degree robbery, according to Ashland Police Sgt. Mark McDowell.

Kazee, in an interview with the TV station, denied he was the bandit who robbed the store of two rolls of change. He pleaded not guilty Monday and bond was set at $250,000.

xoxoxoBruce 08-15-2007 08:05 PM

That's not Bill Steele, that's Stu... Stu Pidass.

Sheldonrs 08-15-2007 08:31 PM

If I looked like that I'd wear duct tape all the time.

Weird Harold 08-15-2007 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 375121)
If I looked like that I'd wear duct tape all the time.

Unfortunately I just don't have the cheek bones to pull of that look.

Clodfobble 08-15-2007 08:40 PM

Pull it off? No no NO, that's the part you would never, ever want to do.

Gravdigr 08-15-2007 11:37 PM

Ok...I'll be 'that' guy: I wish I had that on tape. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahah. Ha.

SPUCK 08-16-2007 02:59 AM

I don't see much difference on OR off..

DanaC 08-16-2007 06:00 AM

Gravdigr, that was entirely uncalled for.

Chickenings 08-16-2007 07:06 AM

Do you think he walked in and said 'This is a stick up!' ??? :rolleyes:

smurfalicious 08-16-2007 07:49 AM

My first reaction: what a fucking tool.

But then, I guess there's a whole subculture of duct tape wearing freaks...

Hillrick 08-16-2007 08:18 AM

I just wonder...
 
if they pulled the tape off slowly or one quick yank!

Spexxvet 08-16-2007 10:26 AM

It makes sense to me ..... he used tape to hold up the bank. It shoulda been a snap - he shoulda nailed it, but he screwed it up. Then, the nut bolted.

Shawnee123 08-16-2007 10:28 AM

:lol: spexx

btw, I call "freak of nature" on this guy.

smurfalicious 08-16-2007 11:12 AM

It gets better... watch the video

jester 08-16-2007 12:13 PM

What a sticky situation.:)


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