I'm drunk & naked
 

Just kidding, I'm wearing clothes.

I'm bored

I'm jacked up on coffee and in my pajamas.

and, I, too, am bored.

Im always bored.... :mg:

I'm druck, but not naked. Need to get out of these uncomfortable jeans thoush.

No drinking tonight...I paid for it today. :dead:

I've never had to pay for it.

I've been paid for it.

Maybe I should pour myself one: pajamas, sort of, but not drunk. Naked works for the pr0n, though.

I like Balvenie Doublewood malt Scotch.