The utterly pointless brain of Clodfobble thread
 

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Chuck Norris sprang from Clodfobble's brain, like a demi-god.

Some people wear Superman pajamas.

Superman wears Clodfobble's Brain pajamas.

Clodfobble's Brain is considered America's Most Dangerous Weapon by the Chinese.

Ancient Egyptian priests posited the emergence of Clodfobble's Brain far in the future and carved hieroglyphics honouring it in the Temple at Luxor.

Clodfobble's brain was once removed by an alien. They wanted it to run their home world's computer. Authorities had a limited time to locate and replace it before Clodfobble's body would die. Her physician plugged into the home world computer to learn how to do the brain reimplantation. Clodfobble became conscious before the end of the operation, and assisted in the surgery.

what?!


clodfobble's brain can divide by zero

In the Tao it is said:
The one begat the two
The two begat the ten thousand things.

This does not beg the question,"Where did the one come from?"
EVeryone knows Clodfobble begat the the one

If Clodfobble's brain were just 9% larger, it would collapse under its own gravity and form a neutron star.

Better hope not. So far all the things I've begat aren't the greatest specimens of health.

Clodfobble was the result of a genetic engineering experiment. She doesn't know it, but she was actually the firstborn of twins. The other was George Bush.

Starting with Thing One and Thing Two.

Did somebody say, "Sex"?

The New York Blackout of 1977 was not caused by lightning. It was caused when mobsters stole the young Clodfobble, attempting to harness the emerging power of the Brain. Clodfobble's Brain struck back and plunged the city into darkness.

UT has been been watching original series STAR TREK reruns.

The mind's eye of Clodfobble's brain transcends time and can see the final demise of Dr. Who.

Clodfobble's brain knows that dark matter exists, where it is, what it is, and what it does.

The speed of light is only constant when Cloddfobble's brain gives it permission.