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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1058426)

Baby steps...:nuts:

yes, I believe that's what the driving may look like.... :D

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla (Post 1058517)

As an inept and crabbed virgin, tw is of course a great authority on this. World-class. He should put the Homburg on.

Bullies, with 30 second attention spans, will only post insults. Typical of one who is racist, approves of Nazis, has a narcissistic personality disorder, and is a misogynist.

Meanwhile in NOLA...

Everyone should have a hobby; but, ...

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The Archbishop of New Orleans orders a church altar to be burned after a pastor was caught in a 'demonic' sexual act

● A Louisiana pastor who filmed himself having a threesome on a church altar has been denounced by the New Orleans Archbishop, who called his actions "demonic."

Archbishop Gregory Aymond said on Friday that he has ordered the altar to be "removed and burned" and that the pastor, Travis Clark, will "never again" serve in Catholic ministry.

Aymond called Clark's actions "deplorable" and "demonic" in a video statement published by the Archdiocese on Friday.

"I am infuriated by his actions. When the details became clear, we had the altar removed and burned. I will consecrate a new altar tomorrow," Aymond said, according to Catholic News Agency (CNA).

Clark was arrested on September 30, along with the two dominatrices, in Saints Peter and Paul Roman Catholic Church in Pearl River.

The three were discovered by a passerby who saw that the church lights were on later than usual. The altar had been fitted with stage lighting and several cameras, according to local reports.

Along with the two women, Clark was charged with public obscenity — a felony in Louisiana that carries a sentence as high as three years in prison. He has been removed from the ministry.

"Lady Vi," one of the two dominatrices involved in the act, wrote in a statement posted to Twitter on Saturday that all parties involved in the act "were consenting adults."

"I understand that people may be upset by this situation, but that does not make this conduct illegal or criminal in any way. I would implore anyone seeking to pass judgment or direct their energy elsewhere," she wrote, adding that it is "regrettable" that she is being presented to the world as a criminal.

Clark was ordained in 2013 and became the pastor of the Sts. Peter and Paul church in 2019. ...

Maybe alter boys can sue the dominatrices for alienation of affection.

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Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 1059991)

Everyone should have a hobby; but, ...

Sound only like trespassing. I believe that would only be a civil suit.

If he burns the alter, is that called arson?

There's far too much arson about these days. ;)

What would Putin do?

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Originally Posted by Carruthers (Post 1060074)

There's far too much arson about these days. ;)

Especially in government.

"Alter" boys? Now there's a scare-quotes special for ya.

But this is really why I came here:

"Say hello to my little friend!" -- Jeffrey Toobin

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Originally Posted by tw (Post 1058540)

Bullies, with 30 second attention spans, will only post insults. Typical of one who is racist, approves of Nazis, has a narcissistic personality disorder, and is a misogynist.

Good of you to volunteer your personality traits in a brief, easy to read paragraph.

Though you've left a few out -- no amour-propre, no love of anyone or anything really, definite preference for authoritarian governance over democratic, and the idea that the whole world is out to wound and offend tw, and therefore tw will offend first.

You really do drink the Kool-Aid. You should try Jim Jones' recipe.