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ZenGum 11-14-2008 05:23 PM

Cast that in bronze and put it in a sculpture park ... and watch all the arty-farty types come and interact with it and rave over the texture and stuff .... then tell them what it is ... :lol:

Perry Winkle 11-14-2008 05:28 PM

I can't even figure out what that is. Maybe Rosie O'Donnell's ass swallowed Ellen Degeneres?

Elspode 11-14-2008 05:29 PM

It appears to be Mrs Jabba the Hut preparing to perform a nude acrobatic routine.

toranokaze 11-14-2008 05:31 PM

If you took a magnifying glass to a human I think that is what it would look like

footfootfoot 11-14-2008 06:10 PM

I seen what you did thar

or


right hand blue

Sheldonrs 11-14-2008 07:44 PM

Is that a man or a woman? And is that even relevant in this case?

binky 11-14-2008 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by My name is mud (Post 504435)
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Is that a penis at the center of the bottom of pic?? Oh, and sorry to make everyone look again

Nirvana 11-14-2008 08:34 PM

Are there no Trekkies in the cellar ??

The HORTA is a very rare case of mineral intelligent race. The HORTA has been met for the first time in the pergium mines of Janus there. The first approaches with the Horta have been rather dramatic, because the miners came killed from a "monster that moves in the rock." . Spock understood however of have met something of intelligent, after a mind meld with the horta.
The Horta has revealed herself to be a based species on the chemistry of the silicon whose natural habitat is the depths of the planet.
The Horta is been therefore revealed a pacific species that now cooperates to the extraction of the mineral.



the HORTA 15KThe horta moves through rock digging tunnels, as easily as humans walk through air. The eggs of the Horta are silicon globes (the miners have been keeping them as souvenirs and/or destroying them - the horta was killing the miners with her acid in self-defense to keep her species alive (and stole the life-support system to try to make the miners go away) Every 50,000 years the race of horta all die, saving the one mother horta to take care of the eggs.
IT'S THE NEW MOTHER HORTA!! [Sorry I plagiarized the description off a translated page]

http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/p...r/wtfhorta.jpg

Cicero 11-14-2008 08:39 PM

I'm not sure what the hell is going on there, but no sirrr, I don't like it. :(

classicman 11-14-2008 11:56 PM

That's a whole lot of nasty there!

xoxoxoBruce 11-15-2008 12:11 AM

Make a hell of a grease fire. :eek:

impress 11-15-2008 10:30 AM

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Elspode 11-15-2008 01:03 PM

Well, *cock* a doodle doo...

It would have been funnier if that had been a duck, though.

My name is mud 11-15-2008 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by binky (Post 504472)
Is that a penis at the center of the bottom of pic?? Oh, and sorry to make everyone look again

I think its a swollen clit, but i could be wrong :greenface

Sheldonrs 11-15-2008 05:32 PM

Last time I saw something like that was on a nature channel special.
And if it means the same thing, then this baboon is ready to mate.


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