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Originally Posted by Carruthers (Post 1001174)

I've started us on this slippery slope so I might as well have my money's worth.

When the *hit hits the van. :blush:

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Sorry!

Seems to be station CKIX-FM 99.1 FM.

Found myself looking up the Berne List for Canadian station call letters. Callsigns begin CF, CH, CJ, CK, 10 and continue for a couple more letters.

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1006614)

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Those (lawyerly?) people in 63557 need somebody to strip away that comma. It is too poorly used to be let out in public like that.

@ Grav - that first one made me lol

There has been speculation about the contents of sausages since God was a boy, but it seems our worst fears have been confirmed...

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Cue much mirth from the good people of South Australia.

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It may well be true, but likely the recipe hasn't changed only the label. Since you've been eating them all these years without repercussions just go for it. :yum:

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Shoppers did a double-take after spotting the word ‘sail’ in the window of a shop in Gerrards Cross.

Lighting Matters has the word plastered in its window instead of the word ‘sale’ – after its owner ironically found the signs cheaply in a sale – leaving shoppers perplexed.

Reader Andy Hill wrote in to the Bucks Free Press saying:”I’m not sure if it was deliberate but it has definitely caught everyone’s attention and [is] the talking point of the town.”

Manager Ian Peaple said a number of shoppers had come into the store to tell him the word had been spelt incorrectly.

He said: “It has certainly garnered a lot of interest. It’s giving people a laugh in the High Street.

“Some people have come in to tell us about the error saying, ‘we don’t want you to become the laughing stock of the High Street’.

“It seems to be pulling people in.”

Confession time...

I have committed this very same abomination. :eek:

I'm not sure whether to put it down to a moment of divided attention, extreme fatigue or plain bone idleness.

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Originally Posted by Carruthers (Post 1013235)

I'm not sure whether to put it down to a moment of divided attention, extreme fatigue or plain bone idleness.

Or the inner demon made you fuck with people's heads. http://cellar.org/2016/reddevil.gif

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The third sign is my favourite.

Bad grammar is something up with which I will not put.

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Thanks, Yoda. :haha:

No scantless fish??

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I'mma guess prostitute.

scantless = "scandalous"