Just Saying Hello
 

Hey all, I'm new here and Just want to say Hello to everyone and am looking forward to get into some of these conversations, some interesting thoughts roaming around this board.

Anyways....

Welcome!

You may now begin the usual Gauntlet of newbie indoctrination.

Yeah, welcome. And your mother wears combat boots.:D

Level 1: Dave annihilates your argument and calls you a ninny at the same time.

And he shoves water-sprayers up his ass.

<i>And he shoves water-sprayers up his ass.</i>

Hey!
No fair!
That wasn't in *my* initiation! :eek:

Hi. I'm Dave.

Do you like having shit around your asshole?

I don't either. So I wash it when I shower. BFD.

and then discusses his love for the procedure in graphic detail If that doesn't piss in your punch, we just bait you into discussing mid-east politics.

No. Here's the graphic detail.

No matter how well you wipe, you can't possibly get all the shit out. It's too imperfect a routine. Baby wipes are better, but since you're not washng the soap out, it can lead to itching. Therefore, when I'm taking a shower, I make it a good point to wash my ass. I start on the cheeks to make sure they're nice and clean, but this is generally really nothing more than washing away the sweat from a hot day. Then I lather up my left hand and give the area a good scrubbing. It's mostly clean from my superb wipe jobs, so I don't have to worry about getting anything on my hands. Then, I pull out my hand and wash it off. Come rinse time, I use the smaller, more powerful spray option on my showerhead to get in there and thoroughly rinse the area out.

If you've ever done a not great wipe job at the beginning of a long day, you know that excessive shit in that area can put you <b>in a world of hurt</b>. Especially if there's any physical activity involved, such as walking. <b>Don't go there.</b> Just clean your asshole.

Hmm thanks for the welcome

and the proper way to wash my ass...

Cant wait for more great areas of information to add to my vast knowlege.


:beer:

Bet you just can't wait to tell your friends and family.:D