Choose Your Weapon
 

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what weapon would you choose in a hand to hand battle situation?

:vikingsmi

With a sword as back up

Cupcakes. Everyone loves cupcakes - they're a little bit of heaven but not so much that you feel guilty after.



Or, Ireland. Ireland would be good in hand to hand combat.

Cake or Death?

One of these:

Fire! heh heh Fire! [/beavis]

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums...me_Thrower.jpg

http://www.by-the-sword.com/acatalog/cd-1701.jpg

or

http://www.by-the-sword.com/acatalog/xh2142.jpg

I think drax has possessed jim somehow! We need a priest to perform a circumcision!

Well, I was going to go with nunchuks made of dolphins like The Batman.

http://th01.deviantart.net/fs37/300W...thmongoose.jpg

But i don't think anything could beat Nun Chucks
http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/u.../nunchucks.jpg

I'll take death-by-cake.

don't touch mah pee pee!

I'll take Shaw as my weapon. If you can kill a Hobo . . .

Is this our first forum wedding?

repeat after me

I, Classic Cut-And-Paste Man, take thee, Shawn Hobo-Killin-Machine Ee123, to be my awful wedded weapon.