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garnet 08-14-2004 07:19 PM

What's the WORST song ever?
 
Don't know if you guys have had this thread on here recently....but I just heard "Jenny from the Block" by Jennifer Lopez on the radio. That has got to be the most assinine, annoying song ever. And now it's stuck in my head! I can't take it! :smashfrea

Trilby 08-14-2004 09:43 PM

MmmmmmmmBop-Hanson lads. Worst catchy song ever.
CanonBall-the Breeders. Best catchy song ever.

smoothmoniker 08-14-2004 10:04 PM

"luuuuuuuuuuuvvvvving youuuuuuuuuuu
Is easy 'cuz your beautiful.

la la la la la
la la la la la
la la la la la, la laaaaa laaa laaa

-sm

xoxoxoBruce 08-14-2004 10:12 PM

Worst Heh heh heh
Second place goes to "Teen Angel". :bawling:

TheSnake 08-14-2004 10:26 PM

"Tropical Hot Dog Night" by Captain Beefheart is simultaneously the worst and greatest song of all time.

If you've never heard it, I highly recommend a listen.

garnet 08-14-2004 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Worst Heh heh heh
Second place goes to "Teen Angel". :bawling:

I like Banana Phone! Kinda catchy, and I like the singing skunks--they're damn cute! Although I imagine it could become pretty aggravating. What's "Teen Angel"? Don't know that one!

xoxoxoBruce 08-14-2004 10:39 PM

TEEN ANGEL
First Verse
That fate-ful night the car was stalled
up-on the rail- road track
I pulled you out and we were safe
but you went run - ning back___

CHORUS
Teen An - gel, can you hear me
Teen An - gel can you see__ me
Are you some - where up a -bove
and am I still your own__true love

Second Verse
What was it you were look-ing for
that took your life that night
They said they found my high school ring
clutched in your fin -gers tight____

REPEAT CHORUS
Just sweet six - teen and now you're gone,
they've tak - en you a - way
I'll nev - er kiss your lips a - gain,
they bur - ied you to - day____

REPEAT CHORUSWords and Music by Jean Surrey & Red Surrey :vomit:

Maybe Jinx will tell you how those singing badgers can wear you down. :)

garnet 08-14-2004 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Maybe Jinx will tell you how those singing badgers can wear you down. :)

Yeah, they are badgers I guess. The scary part is that I just listened to it it about 14 times. :eek:

Undertoad 08-14-2004 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoothmoniker
"luuuuuuuuuuuvvvvving youuuuuuuuuuu
Is easy 'cuz your beautiful.

That song makes much more sense when you find out it was originally a lullaby sung to her daughter, Maya Rudolph.

Undertoad 08-14-2004 11:38 PM

I wasn't around for "Teen Angel" so I'll nominate another Death-Rock classic, "Run Joey Run", in which the singer is going to be shot dead by the dad of the girl he knocked up.



Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me
Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married...just you wait and see.

She called me up, late last night, she said Joe, don't come over
My dad and I just had a fight, and he stormed out the door
I've never seen him act his this way, my God, hes going crazy
He says he's gonna make you pay, for what we've done, he's got a gun, so

Run Joey Run Joey Run
Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me
Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married...just you wait and see.

I got in my car and I drove like mad, till I reached Julie's place
She ran to me, with tear-filled eyes, and bruises on her face
All at once, I saw him there, sneaking up behind me, WATCH OUT!
Then Julie yelled, he's got a gun, and she stepped in front of me
Suddenly, a shot rang out, and I saw Julie falling
I ran to her, I held her close, when I looked down, my hands were red,
and heres the last words Julie said...

Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me
Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married.....aaahhh..ahhhh
ahhhh....ahhhhh

Run Joey run Joey run Joey run Joey run Joey run

perth 08-14-2004 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoothmoniker
"luuuuuuuuuuuvvvvving youuuuuuuuuuu
Is easy 'cuz your beautiful.

la la la la la
la la la la la
la la la la la, la laaaaa laaa laaa

-sm

Know what? I hate you. It's gonna take weeks to get that outta my head again. :)

Nothing But Net 08-15-2004 12:05 AM

"Muskrat Love" by the Captain and Tenielle.

This abomination haunted sorority houses throughout the late '70s.

If I ever hear it again I cannot be held responsible for my actions.

elSicomoro 08-15-2004 12:18 AM

"You Light Up My Life" by Debby Boone

marichiko 08-15-2004 01:01 AM

ANYTHING John Denver ever sang. "Rocky Mountain hype... Blah, blah, blah." "Thank God I'm a country boy." Thank God, he's gone! :eyebrow:

Oh, yeah, Bruce. I was around for "teen angel," too. :vomit:

Trilby 08-15-2004 08:36 AM

Thanks a lot, Bruce. I've been singing BANANAPHONE all morning. And I get up early!


Plus, I can't help feeling that the line, "...it ain't no pony" is merely used as a gratuitous rhyming device for the line "...it's no balogney". It doesn't really add to the information about the BANANAPHONE.


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