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xoxoxoBruce 10-17-2009 01:04 AM

Oct 17, 2009: Anger Release Machine
 
I was scrolling down a bunch of pictures of oddball (for us) vending machines.
They were mostly from Asia, and dispensing everything imaginable.
The only "normal" one I saw had live bait, from here in the USA. :f207:

Then I saw these two "Anger Release Machine" pictures.

http://cellar.org/2009/anger1.jpg
http://cellar.org/2009/anger2.jpg

At first the idea and contents made me think it must be Japan, but the price tags are in Euros.
Googling around, I found several sites that credited two artists, Katja Kublitz and Ronnie Yarisal, but I didn't see these on their site.

I did answer the nagging question of whether you get the merchandise to smash or not.
No, you just get to see it drop and break... safer and neater that way, I guess. ;)

SPUCK 10-17-2009 04:24 AM

A kitty for me please!

classicman 10-17-2009 06:54 AM

Oh boy, they better keep that thing stocked. It would be bad if they ran out of whatever you wanted to smash.

spudcon 10-17-2009 07:08 AM

What happens if it takes your money and doesn't deliver?:D:):p;):D

Cloud 10-17-2009 09:12 AM

drop and break? that's no good at all! It's the personal connection and the arm movement that are effective.

Hey! an idea for a Wii game!

ZenGum 10-17-2009 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 601587)
drop and break? that's no good at all! It's the personal connection and the arm movement that are effective.

Hey! an idea for a Wii game!

WiiSmash'emup! Love it!

I've long had an idea for a stress-relief clinic to be located in some major city with lots of stressed executive types (say, Wall Street, 2008).
Step one is where you get to smash the hell out of a bunch of cheap crap like this. High-rollers can have personalised statues of loathed individuals to set about with a 5-iron.
Step two is a nice cup of tea and a massage.
Step three is to play with puppies and or kittens for an hour.
Step four is where we give you the outrageous bill, which pisses you off so much you have to go back to step one again. Rich, I tell you, I'm going to be RICH!!!! :yelgreedy:yelgreedy:yelgreedy:yelgreedy

SamIam 10-17-2009 07:52 PM

OMG! I'll take one of each, please, and I'm the one who gets to smash 'em.

Elspode 10-17-2009 08:14 PM

You've all got the wrong idea. You rent a car, and drive it right into those fucking machines.

Cicero 10-17-2009 10:50 PM

Are they kidding? My ex won't fit in there!!! On second thought....How clever!!! ;)

lumberjim 10-17-2009 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spudcon (Post 601566)
What happens if it takes your money and doesn't deliver?:D:):p;):D

then you rock that fucker in a rage, until the piece you paid for and every other front row item falls the fuck out and breaks! goddammit!

xoxoxoBruce 10-17-2009 10:56 PM

I wonder if we're sending the children, the wrong message. Instead of fixing the problem that upsets us, we smash things. Worse than that, indirectly throwing money at the problem. Think of the children. :smack:

lumberjim 10-17-2009 11:03 PM

smash shit over the children's heads.

ZenGum 10-18-2009 12:58 AM

Hey, a 9-year-old's head would make a great battering ram to trash that machine with!

SPUCK 10-18-2009 04:52 AM

:headshake:headshake:headshake:headshake




:rotflol::rotflol::rotflol::rotflol::rotflol::rotflol:

Sundae 10-18-2009 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 601701)
smash shit over the children's heads.

You just got a disgusted look from Diz; I laughed so loudly at that, he felt he had to vacate my shoulder. Thank you.


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