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Ask for it by name:

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$2100 snake skin cowboy boots. Google it

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Over to you, ladies and gentlemen.

Oh. That is unfortunate.

They got a picture of an alien's butthole. Impressive!

Maybe I'm slow. Was that supposed to be retinal? They aren't even close.

It was shopped:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/26/vision...-test-5463418/

Brown eyes on special today, buy two, get one free!

Ah, yes, the ol threefer...

Why are signs of the time unsigned?

Posted on behalf of Sundae.
 

Information leaflet from a pack of multi-purpose cleaning tablets.

Perhaps even they are made in China now.

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Very current....

Protested by a guy who doesn't understand punctuation.

Or sentence structure.

^See what I did?:D

Any blue collar worker knows what punchuation is after too many beers.

I see two periods and one comma, all where they should be.

Your eyesight is better than mine. I thought they were all periods.

Genius Signs From “The March For Science”

Some are really good.

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ETA: Another:

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Here's a "sign" of the times...

El Arroyo is kinda famous for its funny signs:

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Moar

It's kinder funny. :cool:

In Russellville, KY there was a quonset hut liquor store on 4th street (aptly named 4th Street Liquors) that usually had a humorous sign.

One day I drove by and the sign read:

:sweat:



ETA: Liquor store no more.

Someone would probably kill for this old Exxon sign w/what looks to be an original post:

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It is most definitely not for sale. The lady wasn't real kind about telling me that, either. Probably gets bugged to death by ppl wanting to buy that sign for cheap.

Anyway, I know where it is.;)

It seems that the biggest losers on the planet, Hillary supporters, have decided the way back to power is ... wait for it... bumper stickers!

Democrats Mocked for Bumper Sticker Suggestions

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They must be developmentally impaired: they just don't get it.

Yes, that is dumb sticker, although is does raise a valid point. Even rabid Trump supporters are unhappy with congress, tro da bums out. It's up to the voters to drain the swamp.

ewwwwwwww.....

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Must be Trump country.

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Why would you fight a child w/diebeetus?:eek:

That's so not right.

December 1st last fell on a Sunday in 2013. They've had a few years to get it right.

It says bizarre. And it is.

Cuz I like to win.

BRING IT YA LITTLE SHIT!!!!

...by the each?

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scale broken, just buy the damn steak


or....


by the "8 oz portion", so a price of $4.50 per is really $9.00 / pound.

Local newspapers have always plodded along in the shadow of their national and regional counterparts.
Apart from the rare occasion when a story of national importance occurs on their patch it has always been a struggle to come up with a headline that will encourage potential readers to part with their money.
No doubt circulation increased by tens of thousands...

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Absolutely, working 2nd shift(2:30 to 11) there were always plenty of newspapers left behind. I'd always look for the local paper (Delaware County Times) because they would tell me the important things. Stuff like a sausage dog runs amok, or Chester Twp cop doing a routine check at the Boots&Bonnets Bar, couldn't get out because there was a dead body against the outside of the door when he tried to leave.
The Philly Inquirer was just depressing stuff like hate and crooked politicians and war.

I love my little local paper. It has stuff that I actually care about. School sports. Local issues. Quirky stories.

My daughter sent a letter to the editor a couple weeks ago as a college assignment and it got published, giving her an automatic A on that project.
That makes me wonder how many letters are written by college kids doing homework. You can tell the nut balls easily enough, but if a letter makes sense and spotlights an issue, did a college kid write it for homework?

If you emotions are relevant, then you are still a child. Adults need facts and do not let their emotions rule them.

We massacred 50,000 Americans in Vietnam for no purpose because so many adults were emotional - and then foolishly believed a president who was a crook. They even blamed the victims and all other students at Kent State for a massacre created by corrupt Ohio National Guard soldiers. A classic murder justified by emotional adults. An example of how hate rules so many adults who are still children.

Adults never let emotions (fear of or love of) rule. Children do. Adults learn irregardless of their emotions.

Local paper is useless if it does not report upcoming events. Until recently, most local papers never did. For example, a paper must list time and location for every 4th of July fireworks. None around here did. Local paper must report the results of the investigation of every car crash and murder. Still most don't. Those would be relevant facts. Most local papers only want to hype emotion of the crash or murder. And cannot be bothered a month later to report what really happened, why, and details of that trial or scientific study. Emotional adults (their target audience) don't care about facts.

Dude. Don't you get tired of repeating the same thing ad infinitum?

I've asked before with no proper response, but...

TW, what do you do for a living? Srs qstn, no barb to follow, just genuinely curious.

This is actually a good point. But the truth is that a newspaper story must be a story to engage the reader.

18 year old boy took LSD, thought he was dying of internal hemorrhaging when he started throwing up red jello in the shower, so he ran out naked into a busy street and got arrested when he fought back as the cops tried to subdue him. It's anticlimactic to write a story four months later that the charges were dropped because he kept his nose clean and apologized to everyone and their mother.