:lol: That's a great find, jester.

However, that's not me - my lats aren't that big. :D

I'm sorry, I just couldn't help it - after seeing what you wrote about shaving your back - well, it was just too good to pass up;)

Oh, don't be sorry. It was wonderfully funny, and if I couldn't take it, then I would not have had any right to open my mouth in the first place. :cool:

Sorry, I was just using it, but I wiped it and put it back.

Oh, please don't tell us that need to use it had anything to do with seeing a hairy back. :p

Oh.my.god.

I'm a little in lust!

This is sounding pretty nasty...

Shhhh... virgin ears... :D




Just thought I'd lurk around the forum a tad.

Hey, it's nice to see you, Madman.

Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd be saying. :eek:

I want my metabolism back.

Where did it go? or is it an age thing?

Actually, it's a wish I could still eat like I did at 20 thing.

Its an age thing then, how old are you Drax?

Peeing is annoying

:eek:

Time and date check! :eyebrow:

I sorta figured this would be a good place to post something completely useless to get my post count up. Damn near at a hundred now. Should break that about the same time that steroid using home run hitter breaks Hank Aarons record.

Sure does feel good when ya gotta go though.

Lurker out... :bolt:

37, going on 260.

Shitting is more annoying. :turd:

Transferring from my wheelchair to the toilet is annoying.

Gravity is annoying.

Medicare is annoying.

Stairs are annoying.

Exercise is annoying.

And Dubya, well he's not annoying, he's just an idiot. ;)

Hmmm....I cant recall if I knew you were in a wheelchair?

I dont read all the threads, so I often miss this essential bits of info.

Yep. I have quasi Cerebral Palsy, so I literally have what
Bill Cosby joking refers to as the condition that his kids have, which is brain damage.

Gotta go. I'm missin' Bill Engvall. :D

"What was, was, and what is is is, and this what is... is what's happening right now." -- Paul Teutal, Sr.

Bom-chicka-bow-wow!

*Sorry* I can't help it.......
It's time for me to turn the TV off for a couple of years.....I guess I'm still more impressionable than I'd like.
(auditory hallucinations of just about anything)

Cicero, you are too funny! :)

Were you watching p0rn?

More like a TV commercial for Axe, I'd say. Every late night porn movie I've seen on Showtime hasn't had anything like "Bom-chicka-bow-wow", but I've heard it many times on Axe commercials.

Some Quotes About Diets
 

“The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass." -- Margaret Cho

“A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you
watch.” -- Hermione Gingold, from a press report, 1973

"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they
are wonderful things for other people to go on." -- Jean Kerr

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz

"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks." --
Totie Fields

"What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet,
isn't much better than tedious disease.” -- George Dennison Prentice

"Never tell anyone that you're writing a book, going on a diet,
exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They'll encourage you
to death.” -- Lynn Johnston, For Better or For Worse

"The fat epidemic is bullshit!" -- Penn Jillette, Penn & Teller's
Bullshit!: Obesity (Season 5 premiere; Showtime)

We have red-light cameras at several locations through-out our city. Just the other day I was passing thru one and saw an Ambulance on a call. The thought occurred - What if an Ambulance on call - went thru the red-light "flash" picture of said Ambulance. The letter/ticket for running a red-light is sent to whomever the tag is registered to. Who pays for it? The Ambulance Service or will that be an "added" charge to the individual for the use of the Ambulance Service? Hmmm - Enquiring Minds Want To Know.

why would they be issued a ticket in the first place if they're on a call?

they may not - i don't know - it's was one of those thoughts that "trickle" thru my brain on occasion.

I think that people should go to Haiti for a vacation.http://www.freewebs.com/jamesandshay...file-image.jpg

spammer.

Thank you Drax. Someone out there feels the pain of Axe commercials too.
:D

Ha! That brand is called 'Lynx' over here. Same advert strategy and everything. Right down to the Bom-chika-bow-wow. The Lynx effect.

Wow Dana-ridiculous.....just mortifyingly ridiculous.
:yelsick:
Do you guys have hot-pockets too?!?

I think we do, but they aren't big.

Yeah, great. I knew nothing about this whole thing (don't watch any TV) so I tracked down some clips on the 'net. Boy, did I make a mistake. Aaaarggh, I can't get it out of my head. :banghead: I hope I'll be wise enough to take the hint next time.

Lynx ...as in the deodrant????

I am just going to have to shake my head at you Uisage.

That's the one Ducks.

Turns out, it started as a French product called Axe.

Jester, more than likely, the people that review the tapes will see the "infraction" and throw it out.

We recently got our first red light cameras in the City of St. Louis: Hampton & Chippewa and Hampton & Wilson. The one at Chippewa has snapped me a couple of times, but it's been for making rights on red, which are not illegal at the intersection. Haven't gotten a ticket for them yet.

Ohhh, I like the Lynx ads :)

Me too!

Sycamore, I believe we have 10 or more through-out the city. Personally I hate them. They make me nervous, not knowing when the light will change - so I end speeding through them just to make sure I don't get caught.

I love 2 for Tuesdays on my local radio station.

I would just exercise caution. Don't slam your brakes on necessarily, but don't fly through the light at lightning speed. The technology isn't perfect, and from what I've seen, they're fairly defensible in court.

But what if it's someone you don't like? Then you have to endure two of their songs.

do they have that thing where if they make a mistake, and play only 1 song, you can call in and win a prize?

caliente pockets!

Oh well, usually I like atleast one of the songs - I can always turn down the volume and I listen online so it's not bad.

Nah, they've been doing this for years.

um, er, so...they've gotten really good at it?:confused:
;)

so good, in fact i've never "heard" a problem. just saying that they don't make it a "contest", because it's a thing they do. if only one song played, oh well.

I gotcha. Just seemed an odd answer. I couldn't resist. We have a station that has been doing two-fer Tuesdays for years, too. Of course, they must get stumped because they think that the only song Led Zeppelin ever did was Whole Lotta Love, the only song Steely Dan ever did was "Reeling in the Years" etc and so on.

I know, and then when they play Led or Greg Allman, it lasts forever, takes up at least 15 min or more.:headshake

HUH?!
 

can you be more specific of what a post whore really is? Do they have to do tricks?http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/med...-dalphonse.jpg

Ha! Haaa! Just saw this. Awesome.
"Take out of box, place directly in toilet."

I thought of a perfect thing to post on the post-whore thread yesterday.

But I forgot what it was.

So, I'm exercising my post-whoreness by making this post.

Boy, that muscle hurts!

I logged onto my local city newspaper forum. Don't think I'll last there long, because:

--the most active forum is "Christians Unite" (for political action); and
--They blank out the word "sex." As in National --- Offender Registry.

Oh, puleeeze!

So....yer cheating on us then?

ah, no. I'm cheating on my bodymod forums with YOU!

So you should be, we are much cooler and wont set off the thingie at the airport.

. . . unless I lug that typewriter through it!