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sexobon 04-01-2020 08:00 PM

If the new social distance is 6 ft., I wonder what the anti-social distance is now.

monster 04-01-2020 08:57 PM

anything less than 6'

Griff 04-02-2020 06:41 AM

True Words

Carruthers 04-03-2020 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 1049495)
I wonder if there's a bailout for the porn industry; or, if it was deemed essential?

Have there been any reports of porn panic buying?

Griff 04-03-2020 08:48 AM

I don't want to brag but I've got the Fast and Furious Hot Wheels set.

sexobon 04-05-2020 01:58 PM

They should probably rewrite the theme lyrics to Green Acres. Getting allergic smelling hay doesn't sound so bad anymore.

monster 04-11-2020 01:45 AM

Let's clone footfootfoot, lock him in the cellar, and then we'll all be good for social distancing.

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BigV 04-11-2020 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 1050675)
Let's clone footfootfoot, lock him in the cellar, and then we'll all be good for social distancing.

?

Then we'd have two, so, six feet. Wouldn't that bug you? I say nay, nay, nay. There can be only one, or three as the case may be.

sexobon 04-27-2020 10:30 PM

Notice how peaceful it's been without that Undertoad fellow going around acting like he owns the place. :lol2:

monster 04-28-2020 10:52 AM

I noticed how much less interesting and friendly it had been

Urbane Guerrilla 04-28-2020 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 1049495)
I wonder if there's a bailout for the porn industry; or, if it was deemed essential?

Rumor has it they're stuck on trying to figure how to get in copulation range -- with social distancing. Some are predicting it'll be the ruin of the industry for this year. As for the "actors/actresses"...

monster 04-28-2020 07:05 PM

They need Billy


xoxoxoBruce 04-29-2020 12:41 AM

Quote:

My friend Billy had a ten foot willy
And he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake,
And now it's only Five foot four.

sexobon 04-29-2020 11:29 AM

What if (I know, I know; but, bear with me...it's a doozy) Undertoad has sent himself to Coventry and is actually posting in threads and maybe even starting new ones; but, we just can't see them. He can see them on the Administrator's board, get some satisfaction out of it now, then move them all back onto the public board for all to see when he returns. It could happen!

fargon 04-29-2020 11:32 AM

Undertoad Please Come Home.


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