Blame OBAMA!
 

Four of my kitchen outlets don't work, and I can't for life of me figure out wich GFI switch controls them. I blame Obama and his administration for not keeping me informed, and for not making the builder give me better instructions.

There I've kicked it off, you may blame Obama for what ever you wish in this thread.

I blame Obama for the fact that yet again, I have to work Christmas Eve and Christmas Day with no overtime or holiday pay. Obama should have introduced a bill that added 2 days to the month of February this year creating a "Super Leap Year," and throwing the calendar two days behind for every month that followed, including this December. Then my cow orker would have been stuck working over the holidays instead of me. Stupid congress. Stupid Obama. No one EVER gets anything right! :thepain:

Four broken Christmas tree ornaments. Jerk.

I have a good job in a good field and I blame Obama.

I don't blame Obama. I blame Gawd.

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Scarecrow? Using your *coughs* natural talents :P

Heeheheheheheee!

He's outstanding in his field.

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It's a great way to get some sun.

I blame Obama for Infinis pregnancy.

Bastard!

I'm going straight to the 'bloids, see who'll pay me the most. :lol:

Can someone help me with the sunscreen? My hands are tied.

Typical strawman argument, coming from you.