There is no Spoon.

There is no Dana, only Zuul

I wanted to make a clever comment about the bastard step son of a Klingon warrior and the Swedish Chef . . . but couldn't.

All my co-workers have severe Mondayitis. I'm the only one in a good mood. Nothing like having a new outfit to wear on Monday. Also, my boss is out of town. :)

All I get is CBS, so have learned to love a lot of the shows. Cold Case, Without a Trace, Close to Home, How I Met Your Mother, The Class, etc.

why do we call a television a "set" -- if there's only one?

'Cause you used to 'set' it on the floor (if you speak Ohioanese!) :)

(I suck, one of the last straws of a guy I broke up with years ago was when he asked me where in the restaurant I wanted to 'set'...my blood curdled and I knew his days were numbered. :redface: Well, that and his blatant littering, and his insipid puerile over-attention, and his leaving his pay stub around where I could find it, and his belief that his car was an extension of his penis. You get the drift.)

Hey, I passed my 1,000 post without marking the solemn occasion!

Clouds can be many things, but solemn is not among them. Congrats!

soft n' fluffy!

Crap. I totally forgot to eat lunch today. Am I the only person who forgets to eat on a regular basis?

Yes.

Well, no - I work with 3 people who do. It's a bizarre coincidence that I'm the only fat one here, right?

BTW have you heard of a baby beanbag called a Doomoo? We're sending them to the States at a rate of 1-2 a week at the moment. Don't get me wrong - they're lovely items, but the shipping cost is about the same price as the seats themselves! Just wondered what the buzz was...

This thing? Nope, never seen it before. But we also don't have a similar product in the States that I know of, that transitions from an infant seat to a big kid's floor chair, so I can see how if someone decides they want one, they'd be willing to pay for it.

Yes, we do have things that go from an infant seat to a big kid's floor chair. We usually hire them as teachers.


This joke is brought to you in honor of my 1,000th post.

I will sometimes actually.